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Alf Nif
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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From: Sweden
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This is a thread for ppl who wants a new job - not a copy of "what's your worst job"
Does someone have a little job for a 20 y/o guy who has worked with application development and web programing/design for a couple of years? I would like to have a job as a web developer and making webpages for companies.
Right now I'm an IT-technician at a call center that sells Tele2 for private customers.
My boss is not the friendliest.
He thinks that one person can do a job for 4-5 persons at once.
He gives you quite "entertaining" duties that's not for an IT-techician - like getting his pizza from the pizza place, getting money from the ATM, making sure that the flowers survive.
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
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From: Hyderabad, india
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Hilarious!
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Alf Nif
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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From: Sweden
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And I hope that the rumour that the boss has started 'smoking' isn't true
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Aldrew
Joined: Sep 07, 2004
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From: Milton Keynes, UK
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Getting money from the ATM, sounds good just help your slef to a little extra!!! |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Go to Iraq and Afghanistan and use/utilize my expertise in bomb disposal tactics/techniques - against the extremists of course! After a good mission in Afghanistan, 'will buy me a pair of Afghan Hounds pups on my way home! |
Alf Nif
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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From: Sweden
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he doesn't trust anyone so he checks how much he has on the account several times before and after...
If I would take some for myself I would do it when he asks me to pay the company bills...
And if I bombs him I guess he'll use his contacts when it comes to bombing
Alf Nif
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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We just possibly might be looking for 2 people, one in accounts, and one in stores (if you go to stores i will be your boss and you will be priveliged.)
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Alf Nif
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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From: Sweden
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@methalyd_spirit: eeh, I think I lost you
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@seiunUsagi are you female, blonde with a sound knowledge of Unix and available to work in Edinburgh?
My support hareem lacks a blonde.
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Sentertainment
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Wut about supporting ppl likd me who want to be a self-employed programmer?
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Gigs
Joined: Jan 19, 2004
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From: The planet Snibertron!
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On 2004-09-16 21:52:41, mince-inside wrote:
@seiunUsagi are you female, blonde with a sound knowledge of Unix and available to work in Edinburgh?
My support hareem lacks a blonde.
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Would wearing a wig and telling people just to man it then come back work? 
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@gigs nice answer IF you're a chick but sadly sound knowledge implies more than the use of the man pages 
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boto43
Joined: Nov 23, 2003
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From: Trnava-Nitra,Pardubice CSSR
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On 2004-09-16 17:07:07, JN wrote:
Go to Iraq and Afghanistan and use/utilize my expertise in bomb disposal tactics/techniques - against the extremists of course! After a good mission in Afghanistan, 'will buy me a pair of Afghan Hounds pups on my way home!
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That's a great idea.I personnely think is "better to live with stupid boss than not to be alive " 
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Alf Nif
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
Posts: 426
From: Sweden
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Sadly I'm a man, but a wig CAN do it ;P
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duncanb99
Joined: Apr 30, 2002
Posts: 137
From: South London
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Have you actually tried looking for a new job? It involves a bit more effort, but you might find it more sucessful. |
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Posted: 2004-09-16 14:44
