| Author |
Vertu: Best marketing ever? |
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Quote from Vertu website:
Defining Vertu:
Vertu was founded on a vision: to pioneer and create unparalleled communication solutions. By combining the best in craftsmanship, precision-engineering, proven technology and a unique personal service, Vertu sets the standard for a new category in mobile communication with the world's first Luxury Personal Communication instrument.
Brilliant, utterly brilliant. What they mean:
We took the guts of an average phone, put it in a fancy case, and programmed a speed dial to an office where nice people will charge you the earth for booking cinema tickets.
Having said that, if i was one of the seriously rich, i would have this alongside my p900 in a second!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
|
|
Sammy_boy Joined: Mar 31, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom PM, WWW
|
I wouldn't buy one even if I had the cash!!!
It seem to me like screaming I've a rich, flash harry, and I have considerably more money than yaouuu doo (Harry Enfield style!) It's as pointless as gold-plating your K700. And it will attract muggers. And it will have people saying 'he's got more money than sense'.
I'd put the money towards a decent holiday somewhere faraway and exotic.
Another example of our society being far too focussed on materialism, what you have, rather than who a person is.
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
|
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Yeah, materialism, good point, but if i had that kind of cash...Is it materialism if you can afford it? Surely its only a vice if you need to steal beg and borrow?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
Sammy_boy Joined: Mar 31, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom PM, WWW
|
interesting point, meths!
I do think it does almost smack of 'I'm rich, your not, nar nar ne nar nar!' Seems like a pointless waste of money imho, but perhaps I've got how society and stuff works wrong? Which is entirely possible, I make talking crap into an art form
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
|
masseur Joined: Jan 03, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Sydney, London PM |
clearly vertu is for a very niche market. Thats what it was designed for and thats more or less what people keep repeating in all our vertu threads
in fact for a phone that not many people like we do seem to have quite a few threads about it
|
bart Joined: Feb 03, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Flanders PM, WWW
|
what about the golden/dimond T68? thats the most expencive phone ever made
With Ericsson and Nokia gone: we must keep their spirits alive and buy JOLLA or YOTA |
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Hehehe, maybe its because its a *ptah* nokia underneath
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
mustu Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 495 From: Mumbai, Dubai, New york PM, WWW
|
well I have a vertu.Its not about money people.Ok if so why do people get a jag or an aston.You can just go around in a cab right or just and old ford.Well maybach has to me made fora reason and I guess you would like to match your phones/sun glasses etc basically all the accessories with your life style.So thats your answer to vertu.Its not that you have to get one.so people please stop talking about something you dont own.If you do and dont like it its ok go a head and say what you want. |
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Er, read the topic. Its not about liking or disliking the Vertu, my friend.
How much is a Vertu? Which model do you have?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
mustu Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 495 From: Mumbai, Dubai, New york PM, WWW
|
I have the ascent in black.Its only for 2500 sterling pounds(quid) |
mustu Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 495 From: Mumbai, Dubai, New york PM, WWW
|
Oh well and lets not forget a 200 odd sterling pound(quid) case to keep it in. |
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Really? I thought they started in the tens of thousands, i didnt know you could get them so "cheap". Do you still get the concierge service?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
scotsboyuk Joined: Jun 02, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: UK PM, WWW
|
Vertue is a status symbol, a rather poor one at that. The sort of people who own a Vertue strike me as being nouveau riche, plenty of money, but little class. One should never flaunt one's wealth like that. Of course there is nothing wrong with owning nice things, but to be quite honest, a Vertu does not strike me as being 'nice'; rather it comes across as being vulgar, over priced and designed to appeal to those who feel the need to 'put on a display'.
@mustu
I did not mean any offence towards you with my statement above, nor was it directed at you. I do fully accept that some people may very well think that Vertu are good phones with pleasing aesthetic qualities, but I felt I had to make my views clear.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
plasmadog Joined: May 06, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Beantown, India PM |
maybe like a jag or an aston martin, if the vertu did something truly mind blowing (i'm not thinking of butlers here), maybe i'd buy it.
but, if it looks good on the outside and crap inside.. i don't see the point in splurging any amount of money on it!
any sales figures for them vertus?
|
Ninjaturtle Joined: Jul 02, 2002 Posts: 296 From: Sweden PM |
Vertu is like an overpriced ferrari with a lawnmower motor.  |
|
|