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vckay
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After axxxr's post on the number of Esatoians required to change a light bulb, i decide it is time we had a serious discussion on the subject anyway;-). post your experiences on this subject and do tell weather you buy em or filch em off the neighbour's porch. And please share your views as to whether throwing fused light bulbs at the mean old lady who lives down the block is good or bad. And be sure to point out all grammatical errors.;-)
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methylated_spirit
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Well, first of all its Esatonians, not Esatoians. This was discussed recently in another thread, and could have easily been found using the search. 
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Rookwise
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Nicked all the bulbs out of my next door neighbours new lamp and replaced them with red ones. Their daughter always had a different bloke there each night so i thought it was kinda fitting 
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pachy
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How many dyslexics did you say it takes to change a ligety blub ??
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switchbitch
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How many IBM technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they stay in the dark and issue it as standard.
That was sort of funny 10 years ago.
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pachy
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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb ?
None cos they never get to keep the house. 
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scotsboyuk
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@pachy
Is this a fleeting visit or have you returned? Nice to see you again anyway. 
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pachy
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Was a fleeting visit, i have gone again now
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scotsboyuk
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What a guy!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two
One to change it and one to say mych much better than a man she was.
PS Don't get the dyslexic one
Edit:hmmm do now.....
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methylated_spirit
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How does Britney Spears change a lightbulb? She doesnt, she just holds it in the air and the world revolves around her
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pachy
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@methylated_spirit, i like that one. i'm going to use it in conversation against my sister.
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batesie
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lol, wheres Pachy 
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On 2004-09-06 21:17:08, methylated_spirit wrote:
Well, first of all its Esatonians, not Esatoians. This was discussed recently in another thread, and could have easily been found using the search.
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I thought it was esatians?
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batesie
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nope wwe are esatonians...
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