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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well, if you go for the dog, wrap it in clingfilm so it doesn't burst. And its got the added bonus of a comedy purple tongue!
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@methylated_spirit - Hmmm . . . makes sense too!
Here's more . . . My Dad is trying to give me about US$ 10K, to buy me some candies . . . I have a sweet tooth at that ! I really love chocolates specially the 'Godiva' brand I can really eat 3 boxes full in just one sitting, will I take the money, don't you think it's just too much for some candies? The only advise that he gave me is that if ever there will be some change, I should not bother giving it back - to him, or he will never give me the next supply of US$ 20K to buy me a new dog . . . ?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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10K as in 10,000 USD? I will need to confer with mince on this one, it needs both our considerable talents! Watch this space.
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@methylated_spirit - Better hurry up dude as my Dad is about to leave my building in about 3 hours time in his private jet! Just be back later, as I am about to go on sleep . . . |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-09-03 10:28:35, methylated_spirit wrote:
We are looking for an individual to run the night shift, if you wish to be considered, please post your bra size and we will pm the successful applicant.
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Hello, Scroto!
P800,P900,LG8110
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i'll apply for that job!
36d!  big boobies are flabby!
I fart on big boobs!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Thank you for the application. We will have to take into account your criminal record  but as there are no other applicants...
Mince??
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@jojo: Correct me if I'm wrong but your Dad is going to give you lots of cash to buy some chocolate and he tells you to keep the change?
And your problem is if to take a lot of cash for something so inexpensive?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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criminal record?! bah!
i only have a misdemeanor, and that will be gone next march 31st
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@kimcheeboi & @methylated_spirit :  |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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hey mincy-wincy and uncle meths:
why do i have no friends on esato?
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Re: Locum @meths I'd give it another 24hrs to allow some night owl/time zone peeps to apply. 
@kim Thank you for the interest show in the post advertised and we will be in touch.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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shall i submit my resume?
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@mince_inside - Yup! US$ 10K is just too much for candies right? Maybe I'll just buy me around two - 18 wheeler trucks of Godiva chocos then . . . Welll, how 'bout the US$ 20K dog, which is worth the buy, a Rottweiler or a Poodle? My blonde babe might just leave me here anytime, a female poodle might just do as an alternative? |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Kim, by resume i take it you mean your curriculum vitae. Splendid idea.
You have no friends on esato because you got banned and nobody wants to be caught hanging around with you in case they get tarred by the same brush 
@jojo: A good idea would be to buy a couple of boxes of chocolates, then spunk the rest on beer and hookers. Any donations gratefully recieved for this advice.
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