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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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On 2006-06-28 22:04:42, The Lostprophet wrote:
my question is why is blue called blue?
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Well, back in 1976, Professor Lewis Haribold, a lecturer at Stanford University, discovered that by mixing blue and green paint together, he got a new colour! For 12 years he tried to call this colour yelreen, but nobody seemed to like it, until one day he was watching porn, or a "blue movie" and thought "Hmmmm, blue! That would suit my colour!" And history was made. So, its all thanks to the skin'n'sleaze industry.
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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man, are you a teacher? your logic is just amazing!
I feel like ive learnt something today already 
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DickySnapples
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
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What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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A methylated_spirit is created in the cauldren of fire and destruction, like a pheonix from the flames. Its only happened the once.
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fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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oh all mighty one..
i've a problem... i've got lots of phones to list on ebay but canny be fudged.. what do you propose i do?
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I propose you send a few to a mod for playtime giveaways
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Glenny
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From: Mars
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if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant what do you do?
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ooooh, good one! I would grab some flora that isn't endangered, perhaps, say, a dandelion, and try to entice said endangered animal away from the forbidden fruits.
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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how do you deal with teh fact your burnt to a crisp as you fell asleep on the beach yesterday and its insainly how today.... everythings hot mate and need to cool down... so to some up - how do you cool down when everythign around you is soooo hot!
Lee
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Aha! Simply attend university for 7 years, on some biology degree or other, then get a tax-payer funded jolly off to the antarctic under the pretense of watching penguins poo and stuff! You'll be cool as a cucumber in no time at all.
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Hello, Scroto!
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leeboy13
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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 i dont like pengiuns... i find them rather ermmmm... freaky, but i could still go.... if you saw my legs mate, youd laugh your lil jollys off  |
The Lostprophet
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From: BEDS,UK
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lee we are waiting for a pic of ur lovly brown legs.......why does that sound so gay?
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govigov
Joined: Jul 30, 2004
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From: Back home - Cochin
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hey i have got a question
can u mix rum with beer?
i know we can mix whisky with beer, but how bad or good is "rum with beer" ?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Beauty is ion the eye of the beerholder, my friend...mix it and see!
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govigov
Joined: Jul 30, 2004
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From: Back home - Cochin
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i thot u should be knowing it since you are "methylated_spirit" 
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Posted: 2006-06-29 12:37
