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Nokia's Deadly Phones |
axxxr
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BREAKING FAKE NEWS: A spy has gained access to a confidential letter from Nokia's Chief Executive Officer detailing how, in some cases (particularly if the user is especially gullible or easy suggestible), Nokia phones can release a burst of electromagnetic energy, causing heart failure, brain hemorrhaging, and in some cases Instant Death Syndrome. In the letter, CEO Jorma Ollila makes it clear that the problem is well known, and the "loss of life is an acceptable risk we must face in order to sell our products." 
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batesie
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 nice letter
instant death syndrome. we've all got that 
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BobaFett
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So a nokia is the best for an enemy of mine?
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rrojas260
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Next time I see someone with a heart problem im blaming Nokia. 
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*Jojo*
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 I guess the problem will apply to all manufacturers, not only Nokia  I should really bought that SE K700i back then . . .  |
david1975
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So i take it being fake news someone was bored and make up story still its a good one though
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axxxr
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On 2004-07-21 01:29:06, david1975 wrote:
So i take it being fake news someone was bored and make up story still its a good one though |
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Thats was the whole idea!
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david1975
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I do know that i was just saying how good it was im not brain dead you know
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axxxr
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Touchy aren;t we! ...just having a laugh david! 
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david1975
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I know its cool im just tired thats all
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Cula
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Nokia does that to pepole. I surly wanted to kill the one who sold me my last Nokia!!!
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kimcheeboi
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Isn't it culo, not cula?
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axxxr
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kimcheeboi
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meaning 'ass' in spanish 
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axxxr
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oh now i get it!..
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:17
/ Nokia = 
