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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@methys- as you don't know, i am 17 
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Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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@DJPowelly - go on then here's one for you:
16-18 years old, likes 'avin it large', is up till 3am on his wheels of steel bangin' out phat tunes much to his parent's disgust, reads Max Power/some other car modding magazine to get ideas on what to do with his 10-year old Ford Fiesta when he gets it, then does nothing except stick some of those stickers on the headlights to make the car look like it has twin headlights and then drives round his local town for five hours each Friday and Saturday night playing the same songs in said Fiesta till his petrol runs out!  
@meths - I've got a BB gun, not a catapult, and my spider's escaped! 
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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On 2004-07-20 21:53:26, mince-inside wrote:
@batesie: Massive forearm due to all that ahem Cocktail shaking / flogging on, pasty kind of chap sweats a lot for no apparent reason, hangovers last longer, has a pet name for his P900 and keeps it on a velvet cushion
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yes you are right but i sweat when its been 3 hours since my last brandy...
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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@JN - They may take our lives but they will never take our IRN_BRU IN A GLASS BOTTLE TO CHUCK AT NEDS WHO HANG AROUND BUS STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kimecheboiesigtroiiooyuwo - 17? You had your first shave yet? kissed a girl yet? 
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@meths: WizzKid on AutoCad (wishes he had a 21” screen), expert and the old Alt+Tab when anyone approaches his desk, cycles to work to try and keep fit for Sunday footie, thinks 1 situp a day is enough (1/2 when he get out of bed 1/2 when he gets in), works in the Rangers Shop on Saturday, drinks Tennants, thinks Edinburgh people are posh and Rugby is for puffs. Has an account with Greigs the Bakers. Finally, dances naked in front of his bedroom mirror to Beat 106 when getting ready for a Saturday night oot
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Scorchio
Joined: Apr 27, 2004
Posts: 305
From: Co. Meath, Ireland
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On 2004-07-20 17:32:24, mince-inside wrote:
@Scorchio: 5'1" Ginger hair, wears too much green and his trousers are long to hide his heels, cannot take the black stuff ie 3 pints and he's looking for a fight. Has a huge collection of batteries and has a headset for his phone at home
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I like my heels! And anyway, my mummy says I'm cool
MInce inside: Angry INtel technician who likes to wear his lab suit to the pub
The car in front is absolutely unique apart from the one behind it which is exactly the same. Murray Walker |
djpowelly
Joined: Jun 07, 2003
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From: The UK!
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@Sammy_boy
Hehe thats funny! Im 15 so i do read those magasines, but i would prefer a clio or corsa!!!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@axxr: Avid comic collector has a shrine to Stan Lee, into Medieval War re-enactment, Internet equivalent to a bookworm, drives a convertible SAAB to try and attract the ladies. Does not mind buying/drinking halves. Listens to Andy Williams type music. |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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@mince inside - i do play football and cycle to work, and i do alt-tab at work, esatos fault! thats uncanny! But i dont have an account at greggs i try to watch what i eat during the season. Close season now though! Pig out! Drink far too much though...
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@energetic: Fast man, likes fast women and fast food. Only owns white shirts (could do with fastening a couple of more buttons up) works in the Finance Industry, would buy anything if he thought he knew someone to sell it on to. Wears too much jewellery. Does not need to worry about Alt Tab as he has his own office and he edits his proxy server log files |
batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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These are brilliant. dont stop.
don't forget @axxxr has a sony vaio for every day of the week, 3 of which he keeps in his saab... and a pair of night vison goggles...
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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I really can't understand where this Battle of Britain caper comes from! Mind you, I would like to think that I would have given a good account of myself on Eagle Day and taken a few Huns down over the Channel before getting whammied on gin at Mrs Miggins' afterwards, with the other chaps, all cheering the King's good health and victory over the bally Bosch.
That's the sort of caper one can tell over a dinner table, leaving out the gory parts until the ladies have retired, of course, then the chaps can hear about one's exploits and one can here what sort of damned fine heroics they got up to. I'm sure there would be some tales to tell; jolly dangerous scrums with the Bosch that only the likes of Winnie and Monty and chaps with second names for firsts could sort out, inspiring the lads to run forward and give the enemy a damned good licking, with the jesses sitting it out on the touchline.
We need more of that sort now you know good old fashioned bravery with just a touch of insanity, that's what sees us through the day. Then of course all the hijinks and capers can be recounted, songs can be sung, knees can be slapped, blazers with brass buttons can be worn, pipes can be smoked, cigars clipped, brandy swilled, eggs fried, open top sports cars driven in the rain with just the usual comment to the pretty lady in the passenger seat of, "Bracing weather, isn't it darling?", croquet played, and a dashed smart time can be had by all. Huzzah!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Hello, Scroto!
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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Sorry?
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@scotboyuk: Calls his trousers 'tweeds'
@bigfeat: 6’4” lesbian called Rita, big player in the internet porn industry, steroid abuser, spends a lot of time in the Far East with ‘try before you buy brides’ but still to find the lucky girl – insists her bitches call her Mr Big when wearing her 12” strap-on
PS. Don’t think this one is very accurate but it made me laugh just typing it
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