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scotsboyuk
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meths
Very tall Professor of Religious History at Oxford. Wears tweed coats with leather elbow patches and smokes an antique hardwood pipe hand crafted by blind Belgian nuns. Spends his evenings delivering lectures on comparative analyses of religious conversion in Anglo-Saxon England and contemporary cultures. Refuses to drink from the bottle or can and insists upon people using his full title. Likes to pose as one of 'the people' online to understand attitudes amongst the masses.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Touche'
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
scotsboyuk
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masseur
Permanently stressed out; goes through an average of one executive stress ball a day. Has taken over Esato from laffen, but retains laffen as a figurehead to maintain stability. Gets an adrenaline rush from dealing with problems on Esato and is excited to hear his beeper go off alerting him to trouble on the forum.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
scotsboyuk
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Let's do films now ...
meths - Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting
masseur - Michael Douglas in Falling Down
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
DickySnapples
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On 2007-12-11 15:21:24, scotsboyuk wrote:
Let's do films now ...
masseur - Michael Douglas in Falling Down
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scotsboyuk
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fatreg - that big bloke from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz 
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Nick Frost, you mean? Good shout!
JoJo - Serge from Beverly Hills Cop
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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ahh... in true Nick style..
Can I get any of you c*nts a drink?
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paul101
Joined: Mar 26, 2007
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bump
*jojo* - professional gambler, has 21 girlfriends. eats heinz beaked beans for breakfast and drives a vauxhall astra
meths - local chemist store manager, wears a wig. has a nervous breakdown when he hears the word "masseur/"
scotsboyuk - sherlock holmes
I don't wanna sleep
I don't wanna dream
'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Paul101 - A very enthusiastic young lady, she bubbles effervescently online, enjoying the fine company here at Team Esato. When not online, she's a little bitch, beats her mother, and constantly demands a pony, even though her house is on the 14th floor. Has an interesting dress sense, skinny jeans and a che Guevara t-shirt, even though she doesnt know who Che Guevara is. Walks her dog once a week, and never picks up the shits. Wishes she could one day blossom into her bras.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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fairplay meths! |
thomas93
Joined: Sep 28, 2007
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I imagine Fatreg going round saying thinks like that. |
paul101
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On 2008-02-22 11:08:22, methylated_spirit wrote:
Paul101 - A very enthusiastic young lady, she bubbles effervescently online, enjoying the fine company here at Team Esato. When not online, she's a little bitch, beats her mother, and constantly demands a pony, even though her house is on the 14th floor. Has an interesting dress sense, skinny jeans and a che Guevara t-shirt, even though she doesnt know who Che Guevara is. Walks her dog once a week, and never picks up the shits. Wishes she could one day blossom into her bras.
one problem...
i'm a guy!!!!  
I don't wanna sleep
I don't wanna dream
'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
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Posted: 2007-12-11 15:14
