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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I dont have a mullet, you dick! Quality list!
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EastCoastStar
Joined: Dec 07, 2003
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From: orlando fl US
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fruit picker???? hahaha
u couldnt think of anything better?? haha
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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Pradhika:
A small, wizened old man with a staff, lightsaber and green skin. 
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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scotsboyuk: beardy tank-top wearingopen university presenter
lenn24: uphill gardener
mince-inside: reformed heroin addict
vlammetje: glamour model/pole dancer
jojo: Filipino prime minister
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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methylated_spirit:
Embittered after being told he wasn't good enough to be a stand-up comic, spends his days drinking cheap lager and taking it out on Barbara, his forklift truck.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
malcs
Joined: Oct 16, 2002
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vlammetje = really cool person
jellyellie = really really cool 12 year old
bjerkebanen = really really really cool guy
scotsboyuk = patriotic scotsboy |
Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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Scotsboyuk: Lives in a grotty council flat, smokes 50 Mayfair Superkings a day. Spends all day watching Trisha, Big Strong Boys, Bargain Hunt and other quality daytime television shows and spending his benefits on fags and Special Brew whilst surfing Esato pretending he's posh. Has a dictionary next to the PC for looking big words up.
Has two tracksuits, which is his entire wardrobe. When he does go out he spends most of it at his local boozer drinking Strongbow and causing fights with the local chavs. Speaks with a thick scottish accent and swears a lot.
Sorry scots, I couldn't resist! Feel free to get me back! 
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scotsboyuk
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@malcs
I am patriotic, but British first, then Scottish.
@Sam
I see my secret is out! 
Sammy_boy:
Actually a woman, Samantha, who is in the process of becoming a man. The operation is costing too much money and so 'Sam' is in the middle of the procedure, between states so to speak.
On a cocktail of drugs to suppress his male hormoes, 'Sam' has become extremely docile and a nice 'guy'. If 'he' doesn't take his medication for the day 'he' becomes extremely aggressive, forcing his boyfriend, Bob, to tie him to the bed and hit him with a cattle prod.
One thing that I didn't understand, what exactly is 'Special Brew'? I seem to recall having heard of it, is it a kind of beer?
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Sammy_boy
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@scots - hmmm, looks like my secret's out too!
Don't tell me you don't get Special Brew north of the border? It's a high strengh lager that tends to be preferred by those individuals who are between houses or jobs. Not tried it myself, so not sure what it's like!
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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@Sam
I have heard the name and I knew it was some kind of beer, but thank you for clearing that one up for me.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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i just spent my entire lunch time reading this thread and ive missed out on badly required food and more importantly cigarettes
but its might funny
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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nothing wrong with a glass of special brew with lunch...
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love the pictures in your heads BTW.....
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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special brew is the same as tennats super T
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scotsboyuk
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I'm not much of a beer drinker, I do, however, like the odd Guinness and the occasional tankard of old fashioned ale.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
DJcreamz
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going by the previos posts about u, id say u where into speckled hen and more fittingly Spitfire ale's
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