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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Just been laughing my head off at the jokes in this thread. We'll have to get it going again.
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goldenface
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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The Norse god, Thor, returned to his home after a great battle.
When you're a god, time seems to go by pretty slowly, especially after a
great battle. So Thor hopped into his chariot and went to the pub.
After downing a few Divine Beers, he managed to pick up a
well-sloshed goddess. They proceeded to go back to his place for a night of
wild, frantic, Divine Sex.
The next morning, feeling "satiated" and happy, the god rose from
the bed and stood on his porch. When the sun rose over the horizon, he
announced in a mighty voice, "I am THOR!!"
From behind him, the meek, still sloshed voice of the goddess said,
"You think YOU'RE thor?? I'm tho thor I can hardly walk!!
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alenn
Joined: Nov 07, 2010
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From: Croatia,Zagreb
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Aaronmark
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Best free funny jokes from Blonde Jokes to Yo Mama Jokes at 451Jokes.com. This site is here to provide you with the best free funny jokes on the internet. Our jokes vary greatly from blonde jokes to yo mama jokes to a few rude jokes.
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Bonovox
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Apparently there is a village in Hertfordshire named Tillit. In that village is the pub called Cock Inn. Putting that address in order reads Cock Inn,Tillit,Herts 
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nicv27
Joined: Oct 15, 2002
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From: kent
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I went to the barbers today and he said, 'You're going bald' I said, 'Well get a Bloody move on!'
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nicv27
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From: kent
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Police came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike.
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nicv27
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From: kent
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Paddy lost his ear on a building site. his friend Murphy shouts out " is this it " ? Paddy looked and said " NO,mine had a pencil behind it" !
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nicv27
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From: kent
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I passed a tow truck on the way to work, and noticed the driver was sobbing uncontrollably. I thought to myself 'That bloke's heading for a breakdown'..
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Bonovox
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A Liverpool man appeared in court suspected of shagging a cat. The judge dismissed the case saying he never heard of a scouser putting anything into a kitty 
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badassmam
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What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused
What do you call a scouser in a white shell suit?
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Bonovox
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Goldenface will like these 
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Aaronmark
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"An Englishman at an Indian's table in Surat saw a bottle of ale being opened, and all the beer, turned to froth, rushed out. The Indian, by repeated exclamations, showed his great amazement. - Well, what's so amazing in that? asked the Englishman. - Oh, but I'm not amazed at its coming out, replied the Indian, but how you managed to get it all in. - This makes us laugh, and it gives us a hearty pleasure. This is not because, say, we think we are smarter than this ignorant man, nor are we laughing at anything else here that it is our liking and that we noticed through our understanding. It is rather that we had a tense expectation that suddenly vanished..." |
Bonovox
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I don't get that oneżż
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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I would like them Bono if they were any good I love the old stereotype based jokes the best. You thick, ugly, drunken, pasty-faced bogtrotter
Some cracking jokes in this thread, always cheers me up. Those ones from nicv27 are pure genius when done Tommy Cooper style, I'm still laughing..
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Posted: 2010-12-26 20:34
