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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Everytime I cough a melody comes out......must be the cartarrh   Sorry........another one off my head
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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After his first week as a college student in Berlin, Nassir sent an email to his Dad:
Dear Dad,
Berlin is a wonderful place. The people are nice and I really like it here. I'm just embarrassed to come to school everyday with in my Gold Mercedez when my classmates and teachers come by train.
Your son,
Nassir
His Dad replied the next day:
Nassir,
I transferred 20 Million dollars to your account. Stop embarrassing us. Go get yourself a train too.
Love,
Dad
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silpher
Joined: Oct 05, 2010
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Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.” |
AlexJumper
Joined: Jul 11, 2010
Posts: 232
From: Greece
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not really funny, found this ridicilous message in an old pc:
Keyboard not found, press F4 to continue...
Personally I was laughing for about 15 mins |
jay0726
Joined: Jul 20, 2007
Posts: 75
From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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Hello boys 
I am visiting this topic to change 
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Mick Hucknall of Simply Red was found shagging a rabbit. Police said he was found Holding Back The Ears saying Bunnies Too Tight To Mention
[ This Message was edited by: Bonovox on 2010-11-07 21:50 ] Phone?? What phone?? |
nicv27
Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: kent
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Corrie Are Releasing A New Toy This Christmas It Will Be Called ... Jack In A Box
Samsung Galaxy S3 White iPad 2 32gb 3G +16/-0 Twitter.nicv27 |
Bonovox
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Phone?? What phone?? |
Bonovox
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Some bloke just threw aload of cheese and milk at me. I told him how diary do that 
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nicv27
Joined: Oct 15, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: kent
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Dear Sony Ericsson,
I put my phone in airplane mode but when I threw it out of the window it did not fly.Why is this?
Samsung Galaxy S3 White iPad 2 32gb 3G +16/-0 Twitter.nicv27 |
ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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From: Surat, India
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Bonovox
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Man goes to his doctor and tells him he has a mince pie stuck up his arse. Doctor confirms yes sir you do have a mince pie stuck up your arse,but I have some cream for that 
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Surat, India
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Are You A Certified Asshole? Find Out With the Asshole Rating Self-Exam
(ARSE)
Dont forget to post your score here. 
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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I need some time to reflect so I am going to stand in front of the mirror for a while
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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From: Surat, India
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How long?
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