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erazer007
Joined: Feb 07, 2008
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firoz,
SPAM here also refers to a food item (canned food) which is unavailable in India (Im an Indian) so if you knew that, it would be a joke.
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firoz3321
Joined: Aug 29, 2008
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From: AP, INDIA
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 Oh Sorry. I Didn't really knew it. 
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jayminmedina
Joined: Jan 15, 2009
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Woman in Coma
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I guess she choked." 
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who_am_i
Joined: May 31, 2009
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a little outdated perhaps.. yet a fitting satire
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Bonus Payment For Generals
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away would get his full annual benefits plus 10,000 Dollars for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.
The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of 720,000 Dollars.
The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for 960,000 Dollars.
When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."
The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice cheques the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.
The medical officer arrived and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"
The general replied, "One in Iraq and the other in Afghanistan... Keep measuring." |
Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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Haha that was pretty good. 
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lel0uch
Joined: Feb 17, 2009
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What a corny joke.
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occupied
Joined: Feb 24, 2007
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camel
once in a while in guantanamo.
a: name?
b: ahmed ben abou ahmed.
a: sex?
b: sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
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bioyoussef
Joined: Apr 22, 2009
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yesterday i'd a headache the next morning i went to the doctor than i discovered....i discovered....i discovered that.... i discovered that i can't finish this joke.!!!
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blitzkrieg03
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
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hahaha.. nice 0ne |
brys182
Joined: Jun 15, 2009
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From: Negative Space
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whata joke...
nice try but i think its super corny!!! 
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blitzkrieg03
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
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@bumbays
ds i n0t j0ke
d0 u n0w brad pits new m0vie?. . (ang huling ut0wt ng ig0r0wt )
this w0n at cannes festival,
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markphil
Joined: Jul 19, 2008
Posts: 435
From: Philippines :D
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Ku ki ka
ka ka ku
kata ke
ko ku kika
ki kuka
ko kika
kuko kiku
kuki ka
Congrats! You
have
successfully
learned the
Monkey
language! come
and claim your
BANANA!
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who_am_i
Joined: May 31, 2009
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Widow going on first date after husbands death
A widow goes on her first date since her husband’s death, and afterward the two end up back at her place.
Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.
“You can touch me anywhere else,” she says, “but down there I’m still mourning.”
“I figured as much,” says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. “If you don’t mind, I’d like to offer my deepest condolences.” |
markphil
Joined: Jul 19, 2008
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From: Philippines :D
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He he he
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krazyd007
Joined: Jul 01, 2009
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lmao lol |
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