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An intresting mail i receive ... |
orang3
Joined: Mar 28, 2002
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>> >This is the best rated complain letter I have come across so
>> >far...interesting features of the phone mention as well!
>> >
>> >So, those using 8310 and is having problem, pls forward this to
>>ur
>> >telecommunication officer hahah
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > 4 April 2002
>> > >
>> > > Dear Mr. Seak
>> > >
>> > > THE INTELLIGENT NOKIA 8310
>> > >
>> > > I would like to commend on the fascinating features of
>> > > the Nokia 8310. In all the years that I have been using
>>mobile phones,
>> > no
>> > > other phone has given me the opportunity to take so much
>>time-off from
>> > my
>> > > work in order that I can pay your service center a visit.
>>This routine
>> > > of visiting your service center has certainly given me the
>>chance to
>> >get
>> >
>> > > acquainted with your staff. I can even recognize them by
>>their faces
>> > now!
>> > > My Nokia 8310 is an intelligent phone designed way ahead
>> > > of its time. Firstly, the intelligent auto-off system that
>>Nokia has
>> > > incorporated into my phone has enabled me to look at the
>>people in my
>> > > surroundings by constantly allowing me to take my eyes off
>>the phone to
>> > > remind me that I am not living in my own electronic world.
>>The term
>> > > "connecting people" certainly makes more sense now. Secondly,
>>it has
>> > even
>> > > got
>> > > a built-in self-organizing phone book that has assisted me by
>> > > erasing all the phone numbers in my phone book. That way I do
>>not have
>> > to
>> > > erase
>> > > numbers that are no longer in use. Next, it has even provided
>>me with a
>> > > good excuse not to return missed calls by not showing any
>>missed calls
>> > and
>> > > blocking access to the missed calls function of the phone.
>>Last but not
>> > > least, I would like to commend on the cost savings function
>>that you
>> > have
>> > > incorporated into my new motherboard. Occasionally, the phone
>>will
>> > restrict
>> > >
>> > > incoming/outgoing calls and outgoing text messages. This new
>>added
>> > feature
>> > > will definitely reduce my phone bills, as charges are
>>applicable only
>> >to
>> >
>> > > callers who send me text messages. Oh yes, it is such joy
>>that I am
>> >able
>> >
>> > > to receive text messages!
>> > >
>> > > Today marks the occasion of my 7th visit to your service
>> > > center in the 5th month that I've owned the phone. That
>> > > will shortly be followed by the 8th when I collect my
>> > > phone. I am really looking forward to sitting in the
>> > > waiting area again and looking at the nice posters that you
>>have put up
>> > for
>> > >
>> > > our viewing pleasure. I do have a small request that you
>>would put up
>> > > new posters for my 9th and 10th visit which I am anticipating
>>as it is
>> > > not within your company policy to change the S$600+2 years
>>contract
>> > lemon
>> > > that I have purchased from you. Thank you for your time in
>>reading
>> > > my mail and you can be sure that I will do my utmost best to
>>tell my
>> > > friends about the wonderful features of my Nokia phone. I do
>>wonder if
>> > > Ericsson phones have such features; guess the only way to
>>find out is
>> >to
>> >
>> > > make my next
>> > > purchase an Ericsson.
>> > >
>> > > Yours sincerely
>> > > Leroy Lee |
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Deltayoda
Joined: Mar 03, 2002
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From: Los Angeles, California
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Auto-Shutoff 
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Epedemic
Joined: Dec 28, 2001
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From: Denmark, Copenhagen
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i want one =)
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escobar
Joined: Feb 07, 2002
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From: Norway
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Wow, the sarcasm really was well hidden in that letter! 
I'm just not a signature kind of guy.. |
evoke
Joined: Mar 05, 2002
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That's a classic - I love it!
Ed
[addsig] |
johanch
Joined: Jan 02, 2002
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From: Oslo, Norway
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Hehe
I have to save this letter |
mrNoodles
Joined: Feb 28, 2002
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From: Sweden
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Hehehe nice to read - Hyvää Soumi
PS. We did beat you in the Ice Hockey Championships too DS.
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Froddan
Joined: Jan 18, 2002
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Mr. Leroy Lee
I can recommend you to buy a Ericsson T68.
The "flagship" of SE, contains all the same built in techs as you
described in your 8310, plus many more.
You get to, in detail, examine the battery release mechanism, every time you have to make a re-start after the phone hangs up.
One really good side is that you'll always have a new phone, due to
continuos swaps on warranty.
That way you'll also have a really good insight in the content of your phone, since you're forced to fill it in all over again, after every swap.
But one of the best features must be the "anti-stress program", the
phone simply acts in slow-motion, just to give you a good rest while
writing a sms on it.
And you'll be really up-to-date with the calendar, we've all been
counting weeks for coming software updates. and while waiting for
that update, we've all been employees of SE, as beta testers.
These are just some samples of all built in techs of T68, I don't
want to reveal all the secrets, you would just envy us "lucky"
T68 owners.
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orang3
Joined: Mar 28, 2002
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From: Never_never_Land
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hehehea ok ... |
arroyootje
Joined: Feb 01, 2002
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From: UK-Belgium-Azerbaijan
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@Froddan: Mr. Leroy does it better than you......
I really loved the letter! |
orang3
Joined: Mar 28, 2002
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From: Never_never_Land
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..... thks .... |
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Posted: 2002-05-12 20:57
