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things that have made me smile... |
~lozishere~
Joined: Dec 18, 2003
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From: York, U.K.
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things iv found funny on esato ive always pasted into a jotter file... and here it is.....
Funny Phone things
Anywayz I got a chrome face plate formy t610 today from DayDeal.com =DI'm really happy. My brother mappedout the infrared port in the front panelwith a marker pen and drilled two tinyholes directly above it in the cover forthe Sending and Receiving lights orwhatever using a really fine drill head -so now my IRda works with my newcover. Looks really neat and my phonelooks like a freaky toaster or somethingnow. Haha. Sorry to bore you withdetails but I'm bored.
re: P800 with weird interface in bond movie... this is wat happened when the normal interface was used..... yea the original clip which got cannedused the usual interface; the bad guytakes the photo, but forgets that he hadassigned the camera button to sman.so he has to remove the stylus, and tryto open the communicam app but realises the bluejack module isrunning, and (unusually) the stack hasdecided to hang. so he goes to controlpanel>connections>bluetooth>settings,but the phone freezes and he has toremove the battery, put it back in andrestart the phone. {Welcome toorange.mp4}.
20 seconds later, he is prompted for hispin which he enters. another 10seconds later and 3, 4, 5 or 6 clicksnotify him of network connection andhes ready to go again. so back intosman, disable hotkey, intocommunicam and take picture. ok nowthats done its time to send it. sendas>MMS. select contact>(evil villainintent on world domination)>send.establishing connection via GPRS........"No record found of the required DNStype or class." Dammit he thinks, as hewalks in circles for a better networksignal.... back into pictures... what wasit again?.... 3UYJ0009 thats it! sendasMMS here we go again..... sendingMMS excellent. it gets to 94% thensays "your request for a service couldnot be fulfilled. please contact youroperator if the problem persists." oh shitof course, i cant send a picture biggerthan 100k stupid wap shit. ill have toemail it. back into pictures, select,send as, EMAIL. lets see if thisworks...... establishing connection viaGPRS... connected toSMTP.mail.evilvillain.com, so far sogood.... "the SMTP server refused toallow a connection. please check youraccount settings in the control panel."F*CK F*CK, F*CK!
Not very james bond really is it?
Give a man fire and he's warm for aday
Set him on fire and he's warm for therest of his life
I suppose it depends on where youwere staying in edinburgh. theres a lotof shitty flats with dodgy pipes, or acrap supply which will produce a ratherpish glass of water. i think the water inedinburgh tastes fantastic, and beingnaturally "soft", works up a good latherwith soap.
i know a guy who drinks 30 litres of it aday. he has a p900 times a week
If U love something, set it free and if it doesn't come back to you, hunt it downand KILL it !
Intelligent Conversational Topicson P900 stylus pen & mobilegaming:
"what colour ink do they haveare they easily refuilable andhow easily can you remove thescreen markings?"
"i wanted to know if the p900 letyou play jabra games"
"I know the meaning of life"
yeah...so do i......its called "Go outsometime and get one!!!"
If it looks like shit, feels like shit, smellslike shit & tastes like shit...it's prolly aNOKIA!!!
Live your life like a toilet paper, LONGand USEFUL,.. just don't mind the shityou encounter along the way.
man!!! dun you just love your peersright here in esato garbage...........
i am so in love with the way we are sooriented...like in a family...not perfect tho...but kinda like dysfunctional.....uknow....like the simpsons
hope u liked those!
none of this stuff is by me btw and if u regard it as a criminal offence that ive copied your post/sig then come after me with a chainsaw
Regards
LoZ
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Britshman
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
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hmmmm lacks some funny shit. i have been reading for a while on the forums only recently registered i think verman ia wrote realy really funny shit where is he now? |
~lozishere~
Joined: Dec 18, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: York, U.K.
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the quest for garbage continues lol dunno where verm is, maybe he's died... ;-( |
n.evil
Joined: Oct 07, 2003
Posts: 156
From: Cymru am Byth
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Yes, where is the fabled Vermania. Haven't seen him round here in ages. Scotsboy is a pretty funny character aswell. 
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi,
Gwlad beirdd a chantorion enwogion o fri,
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd,
Dros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed. |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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If we are to stick with the title of this thread,my answers are :
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Malls
4. My Branded Clothes
5. Colored Fones
6. Internet - Esato & Freeones .coms
7. My Precious Life
8. Master M*S*E*R | |
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Posted: 2004-01-15 00:22
