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mhorton Joined: Jan 13, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: UK PM |
One day a young irish girl leaves Ireland to try and make a fortune in England.
after 5 years she returns to Ireland in her top of the range porche and designer clothes. Her grandmother asks her how she made all the money. the girl(by now a woman) whispers something in her ear. suddenly the grandmother passes out.
After about 1 hour she comes round and says "tell me again how you made your money". again the irish girl whispers in her grandmothers ear. the grandmother then smiles and says "thank god, i thought you said protestant"
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sooty Joined: Mar 05, 2002 Posts: 88 From: Nijmegen, The Netherlands PM |
A scottish boy arrives home all out of breath. His father asks: "how come you are all out of breath?" The boy says: "Dad, I just saved a quid by running after the bus"
Then his dad slaps him in the face.
The boy asks: "Why did you do that, Dad ?"
The father replies: " You should have run behind a cab and save five quid !"
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Eamonn Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Posts: > 500 PM |
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mhorton Joined: Jan 13, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: UK PM |
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fritz Joined: Mar 21, 2002 Posts: 67 From: Nottingham, England PM |
Hee hee. Very funny... |
mhorton Joined: Jan 13, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: UK PM |
I thought so.
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mixin Joined: Jan 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Notts, UK PM, WWW
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nice1 |
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