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"time out" put your all time fave Jokes in here!! |
tiggerman
Joined: Apr 13, 2002
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From: Birmingham
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Here is a a couple of "short & sweet" jokes for you to go on with:
Did your hear about the short sighted circumciser??
He go the sack!
A family of 3 prostitutes:
The mother charges £60 for blow a job,
The daughter charges £30 for a blow job,
But the grandmother is just glad of a warm DRINK!
I say all time favourite jokes, should that be the cheesyiest jokes you've heard?? |
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Andrew_Love
Joined: Feb 23, 2002
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From: Edinburgh,Scotland
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1)Why is there no WINGS and WONGS in a chinese phonebook
Answer:
In case u Wing the Wong number
2)What did the guy say when he walked into the bar
Answer: OUCH
(no offence is meant by these jokes) |
john74
Joined: Dec 21, 2001
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From: GREECE/AUSTRALIA
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Why did the chicken cross the road???? |
tiggerman
Joined: Apr 13, 2002
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From: Birmingham
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andrew:
Those are real cheese on toast jokes.
Like...
What was the last thing that went through the flies head we he hit a car windscreen??
ans:His arse!  |
Chris Taliotis...
Joined: Apr 14, 2002
Posts: 35
From: London, England
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LOL, nice idea tiggerman....!!! 
No1) Why did the HAMPSTER cross the road...?
Ans) To see his FLATm8. 
No2) Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
No3) Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Ans) Toes Go In First.
No4) How many animals are in a woman's panty hose?
Ans) 15 ( 10 little piggys, 2 calves, an ass, a pussy,
and a dead fish they haven't found yet)
Ill have 2 think about more...!  |
Andrew_Love
Joined: Feb 23, 2002
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TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE |
tiggerman
Joined: Apr 13, 2002
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From: Birmingham
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Andrew:
You must have a book by ya side.
I got the fly joke from the mrs.
I only really know long jokes, and even the i forget the bloody punch line. |
john74
Joined: Dec 21, 2001
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On 2002-04-15 22:52, Andrew_Love wrote:
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Nope cause he saw Kernell Kentucy at the other side ha ha sucked in What a chessy topic so thats why i wrote the MOST cheesiest joke around |
escobar
Joined: Feb 07, 2002
Posts: 191
From: Norway
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I just got myself a new keyboard for my Pc!
I'm just not a signature kind of guy.. |
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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:27
