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DragonFly
Joined: Aug 27, 2003
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From: South Africa
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what about a mini "star Gate" teleportation built in with a mini cable running through the gate and on the other side a few million arrays on 1000 TB memory disks...
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Airwolf
Joined: Oct 07, 2003
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From: Southampton
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I dont like the mind control aspect of it, i have enough problems thinking on a good day!  |
Fritz24
Joined: Jul 25, 2003
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From: Nottingham, England
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Please mods don't delete this thread - it's a work of genius.
Anyway, I'm just off to cook my dinner in my P1000's built in microwave oven....oh hang on, I still can't find the phone
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Airwolf
Joined: Oct 07, 2003
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I traded my microwave in for the AGA option, cant beat real cooking like that, although when the smoke comes out it does look worrying. |
GoH
Joined: Jun 23, 2003
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From: somewhere in sg
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i'd rather fry eggs with the built in laser rifle. |
mixin
Joined: Jan 26, 2002
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just got my first TOD on my p1000 
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DragonFly
Joined: Aug 27, 2003
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does anyone know if it has a built in anti theft device?
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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MixiN you have old sw my man! 
on the latest TOD's have been reoslved 4good.
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mixin
Joined: Jan 26, 2002
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well the service centre man said he wouldnt update my software, cos it has crappy vodafone live! stuff on it
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Airwolf
Joined: Oct 07, 2003
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Yeah they changed the triangles to rectangles!
If it doesnt work, hit it with a hammer! |
MaThIbUs
Joined: May 17, 2003
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From: Belgium
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i like the automatic cracked screen function and the degauss button of course. i prefer a nvidia geforce 779 instead of a voodoo 93 though
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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mixin i'll beam up th fw to the satellite and then route it down to your P1000 again.
leave it on the desk in stand by and stand clear 
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mixin
Joined: Jan 26, 2002
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erm vlam.. should i worry that its just actually fallen thru the desk.. but theres no holes?
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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no that's not a problem... it will reappear in its former position momentarily. It's just making a quick scan of the environment.
One word of warning tho... thjis sw does have grooming mode automatically enabled.... unless you want a new sleek haircut you'll need to disable that immediately
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Airwolf
Joined: Oct 07, 2003
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From: Southampton
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No i believe molecular phasing comes as standard.
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Posted: 2003-10-08 16:18
P900 ]=--
ink p800:: 
urple t630:: 
