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The geography of women !! |
royalty
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The geography of women
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around a fertile delta.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan:
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina:
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan:
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia:
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like Mongolia:
A glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Albania:
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq:
Ruled by a dick.
 , i got this from somewhere i cant remember
[ This Message was edited by: royalty on 2003-07-31 23:36 ] |
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hehe
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LoL 
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Del
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Nice lol 
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MaThIbUs
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''Ruled by a dick'' > I like the ending :-) nice one :-D
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Hehehehe! |
tom_riddle
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U just made my day! Cheers!
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masseur
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well its an oldie... but a goodie!
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Posted: 2003-08-01 00:34
