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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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nope
but isnt it bad to x-ray that area?
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Jowi
Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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From: Pilipinas
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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Guy comes into my dad's shop, (its a barbers). Sits down in the chair to have his hair cut, barber asks him what he wanted done.
Guy says just to trim it, the barber puts a gown around him.
Barber starts working away. About half way through notices that under the gown there is a lot of movement near the guy's crotch. He's thinking to himself "Christ Almighty! This guy is giving himself one in the chair!"
Tries to get through the haircut as fast as he can, the movement is getting faster.
Eventually the barber stops the haircut and puts his clippers down. He swivels the guy round and starts tellin him off, "Look you, this is a family place, there's children over there for crying out loud!"
The guy answers back, "What are you on about, your a bloody nutcase, get on with the haircut."
The barber says, "That's it, I'm pulling this gown off and I'm calling the police, your a fecking pervert, you should be locked up!"
He wips the gown off the man, with the whole shop watching by now, to see the man holding a pair of glasses in one hand and a handkerchief in the other giving them a good clean!
True story, the guy got his haircut for free and stormed off.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
augustborn9917
Joined: Jun 03, 2003
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From: Uranus
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for the people of greenpeace....this creature is fast becoming an endanged species
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elmz
Joined: May 01, 2003
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From: Ulo ng Apo
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i love being a vegetarian!!!
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Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
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Have u heard of theese 2 tomatos walking down the street! And sudently one of the get smashed and splashed! So the other tomatos yell to him! Oi come on Keneth!
BTW he said Keneth because he was dyslextic and was acsually going to say Ketchuup
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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why did they call it mad cow?
because pms was already taken. |
Bjerkebanen
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From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
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| On 2004-03-05 19:05:59, KiMcHeEbOi wrote: why did they call it mad cow? because pms was already taken. |
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I heard that one before. Were have you learned that jocke? :?:
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MTNT68i
Joined: Jul 18, 2003
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From: Denmark
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aaaauuvvviiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Nice photos there folks !
Here's my share . . . .
Parental Guidance needed here: Restricted for minors ! ! !
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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For the chocolate/candy/sweets lovers out there - just a timely reminder here . . .
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tranquil
Joined: Dec 15, 2001
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From: Oslo, Norway
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@bejerkebanen
i read it off some web site. it's a damn funny joke though. |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@tranquil - Saddam's and George's photo was great ! |
funnykrol
Joined: Mar 19, 2008
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nice pics I think =)
Nice Smile! =)
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Posted: 2003-08-25 20:41
