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ceaser2008 Joined: Jul 14, 2008 Posts: > 500 From: Surat, India PM |

I read this in our local news-paper.
Explanation of different Marketing terms with the best example.
When you see a beautiful girl in the party.....
.... You straight away approach her and say, ' I am very rich person, will you marry me? ' Thats called Direct Marketing.
.... Your friend introduce yourself and say pointing towards you, ' He is very rich. Marry him. ' Thats called Advertising.
.... You take the girl's phone number and call her the next day saying, ' I am very rich. Will you marry me??'.... Thats called Tele-marketing
.... The girl approaches you and tells you, ' You are very rich. I want to marry you.'.... Thats called The Brand Recognization.
.... You ask the girl to marry you and she introduces you with her husband... Thats called Demand & Supply Gap.
.... Before you approach the girl, other rich man came in and tell her that he is very rich and ask her to marry him.... Thats called Competition In To Your Share Market.
.... You tell the girl that you are rich and ask her to marry you and she slap you on your face... Thats called Customer Feedback.

[ This Message was edited by: ceaser2008 on 2011-07-30 17:32 ] |
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tranced Joined: Jan 19, 2006 Posts: > 500 From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland PM |
I just laughed so much when read this
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Rookwise Joined: Mar 22, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: UK. Phone:Samsung Galaxy A54 5 PM |
Those are good ones rotflmao
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