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mpaul Joined: Jun 24, 2009 Posts: 64 PM |
boy: miss sayo n PHILHEALTH at SSS ko.
girl: bakit naman?
boy: basta sakin ang PAG-IBIG mo.
Haha. Share naman kayo. Bago isara ito.
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JLD Joined: Dec 03, 2010 Posts: > 500 From: Laguna , san pablo city PM, WWW
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Boy: Pukpukin mo na ako ng pako
girl: bakit naman
wag ka lang mawala sa piling ko
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cesarbot3883 Joined: Sep 01, 2009 Posts: 24 From: Parian Calamba Laguna/ San Roq PM, WWW
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boy: alam mo para kang tae!
girl: gago! Bakit tae?
Boy: hindi kasi kita kayang paglaruan! Hahaha |
cesarbot3883 Joined: Sep 01, 2009 Posts: 24 From: Parian Calamba Laguna/ San Roq PM, WWW
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boy: mis palagay ko hindi mo na kailangan ng bahay
girl: bakit naman?
boy: nakatira ka na kasi sa puso ko.
hehehe |
cesarbot3883 Joined: Sep 01, 2009 Posts: 24 From: Parian Calamba Laguna/ San Roq PM, WWW
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boy: mis palagay ko hindi mo na kailangan ng bahay
girl: bakit naman?
boy: nakatira ka na kasi sa puso ko.
hehehe |
letzgetiton Joined: Aug 27, 2009 Posts: -9 PM |
Kung ita-TAG ba kita sa puso ko ila-LIKE mo kaya? ☺ |
mauve08 Joined: Feb 13, 2008 Posts: 38 PM |
Science has
proved that Sugar melts in water..
So pls dOn't walk in rain..
otherwise i wil lose such a SWEET
person like yOu..
,~^-w800i-^~,
"There is no one who does not carrying scars in his hands, if there were someone in the world like that, he would be a shallow soul." |
JLD Joined: Dec 03, 2010 Posts: > 500 From: Laguna , san pablo city PM, WWW
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Boy: There's nothing that i fear
girl: talaga lang huh?
Boy: except you are not here
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jeffcua Joined: Mar 19, 2010 Posts: 357 From: davao city/phillippines PM, WWW
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paging exaflare..!pwede yung joke mo dito..ha.ha.ha.
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Time_Spiral Joined: Feb 22, 2010 Posts: -25 From: Cavite, Philippines PM |
Little Boy: paglaki ko gusto kong maging basurero.
Little Girl: bakit naman?
Little Boy: para ako ang pupulot sa iyo pag itinapon ka na ng taong mahal mo.
I will invest in the Stock Market |
fahrenheit09 Joined: Aug 15, 2009 Posts: 59 From: Pangasinan, Philippines PM |
Lil girl: Anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?
Lil boy: Paglaki ko, gusto kong maging...
SA'YO!
CHEEZY |
_Rhea Joined: Oct 01, 2010 Posts: 499 From: Philippines PM |
Boy: alam mo yung salitang sayang?
Girl: oo, bakit?
Boy: ganun kasi tayo..
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exaflare23 Joined: May 21, 2009 Posts: 227 From: Carmona, Philippines PM |
Go go go jeff ipost mo na pero ibahin mo na yung name baka mayari tayo haha!
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jeffcua Joined: Mar 19, 2010 Posts: 357 From: davao city/phillippines PM, WWW
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jeff:miss laro tayo plants vs zobie,
Girl:panu yun,wala akong computer?
Jeff:plant ako,zombie ka..habang kinakain mo ako,tinitira naman kita.nya.ha.ha.!
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exaflare23 Joined: May 21, 2009 Posts: 227 From: Carmona, Philippines PM |
jeff puwede ko bang hulaan kung sino yung girl sa joke mo? wahaha!
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