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A Dirty Joke! |
super_cyberboy
Joined: Jan 18, 2003
Posts: 39
From: Toronto
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I heard this from a friend of mine a while ago.
A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"
enjoy... 
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super_cyberboy
Joined: Jan 18, 2003
Posts: 39
From: Toronto
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anotha 1
Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck.
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
super_cyberboy
Joined: Jan 18, 2003
Posts: 39
From: Toronto
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I got this one from an e-mail that my girlfriend sent to some bitch. I didn’t know how to revise it so I just turned it into a Yo mamma Joke
“Yo mamma so fat that she has enough flab around her stomach to feed a bunker full of starving Indians in a third world country. “
I laughed my all off when I first heard this one
enjoy...
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
Posts: > 500
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I posted this on the knowledge thread but here goes,
Why is Whisky like Michael Jackson......
They both come in small tots....... 
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
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heh. |
super_cyberboy
Joined: Jan 18, 2003
Posts: 39
From: Toronto
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The Old Big Condom List!!!
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
enjoy & plz feel free to add more...
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tranquil
Joined: Dec 15, 2001
Posts: > 500
From: Oslo, Norway
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Please continue this here
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=5322&forum=20
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Posted: 2003-02-07 22:17
