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even more offensive joke. |
wildmurphy
Joined: Jul 30, 2002
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From: Sheffield, UK. The only place.
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little jimmy and little timmy are sat on the garden on boxing day discussing what they got for christmas. Little jimmy said "I got a new bike, a skateboard, a new xbox, hundreds of games, loads of other toys, a ride on buggy, a quad bike, oh and i got a holiday to disneyland".
Little timmy said "Friggin ell, i wish i had lukemia".
Now the first thing i need to tell you is don't just go around decappitating zombies left right and center.
*zoom zooom (chinsaw busts more heads)*
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hurny
Joined: Dec 04, 2002
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From: Australia
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What do you do for a Job? |
Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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From: the rotten oasis
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real old one that....
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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hehehehe
keep em coming
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Wookee
Joined: Dec 10, 2002
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From: England
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What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
You know she'll swallow.
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fijbert
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Caveman
Joined: Jan 15, 2003
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From: Cambridge, UK
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Q: What do you get if you cross a prostitute with a crocodile ?
A: A woman who can give a blow job and make it snappy  |
wildmurphy
Joined: Jul 30, 2002
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From: Sheffield, UK. The only place.
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im a computer programmer 
how does an essex lass turn off the lights after a shag???
Closes the car door .
Now the first thing i need to tell you is don't just go around decappitating zombies left right and center.
*zoom zooom (chinsaw busts more heads)*
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super_cyberboy
Joined: Jan 18, 2003
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From: Toronto
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lol, now thats some gooooood shit
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fijbert
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I dont see ur relevance in telling us ur a programmer...
and I didnt get the joke..
it's def not comp sci related.... explain it...
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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He meant they will happily "do it" in a car. & yes it`s not funny. |
fijbert
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just making sure I'm not the only one who thought so....
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super_cyberboy
Joined: Jan 18, 2003
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From: Toronto
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I donno u guys, buy I like it
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wildmurphy
Joined: Jul 30, 2002
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From: Sheffield, UK. The only place.
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Essex lasses are renowned for being slags (slappers, whores) in this country, and someone asked me what i did for a living, so i told. XXXX
Sweet dreams. XXXXX
Now the first thing i need to tell you is don't just go around decappitating zombies left right and center.
*zoom zooom (chinsaw busts more heads)*
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tranquil
Joined: Dec 15, 2001
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From: Oslo, Norway
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Please continue this here
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=5322&forum=20
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Posted: 2003-01-31 12:18
