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Im Breaking Up with my W760i |
juniji Joined: Apr 24, 2007 Posts: 116 PM |
Dear Deena,
What a beautiful handset you have been. I'm not fond of the whole slider thing, but you've changed my mind. You are certainly an upgrade from Laura. She was nice, but nothing special. You are solid, easy to use and you get many compliments from my friends. I love the little yellow stripe on the back.
Everything was great my love. Until your music started cutting out! I first blamed my HBH-DS980 Bluetooth headset (breaking up with her too over battery life), but you seemed to cut out even while your beautiful speakers and great sound was filling my bedroom.
I tried to blame my Sony M2. I tried to blame by SanDisk M2. To no avail. You cutout no matter what. I've found a few blogs on estato about your sisters cutting out too.
Too bad about you Deena. What a girl you could have been. I wonder if I can send you to rehab and download some firmware that wasn't designed by Scandinavians who only work 10 months out of the year.
Oh well. Goodbye my love.
Juniji
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totalgsm Joined: Jan 12, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: totalgsm.org PM, WWW
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lol well composed. You can be a good poet i guess
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Brightspark Joined: Aug 19, 2007 Posts: 326 From: UK PM |
it sounds like the eternal downtrodden doormat with a cheap tart of a girlfiend who keeps on crapping on him. |
juniji Joined: Apr 24, 2007 Posts: 116 PM |
I love that! My new website:
eternaldowntroddendoormat.com
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carkitter Joined: Apr 29, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: Auckland, NZ PM |
Well, since you're on the rebound, any new 'ladies' taken your fancy?
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NightBlade Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: Nessebar, Bulgaria PM |
You know, a firmware update could have fixed that.
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juniji Joined: Apr 24, 2007 Posts: 116 PM |
On 2008-08-17 01:35:56, carkitter wrote:
Well, since you're on the rebound, any new 'ladies' taken your fancy?
I'm looking at that hot little award winning Shinobu, but she doesn't have the Scandinavian body of Deena. Maybe a FW upload will fix the old broad. |
max_wedge Joined: Aug 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Australia PM, WWW
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If you've developed an attraction to sliders, why not check out that little hottie W910? She's got everthing you want except a decent camera, but a big chunky camera is too masculine for a petite little thing like the W910 anyway.
She'll give you head (phone) bliss for hours on end without stopping for a breather. And when your ears are sore from hours of fondling by her soft hpm-70 buds, let her massage you to sleep with cable free A2DP streaming.
She'll lift her dress and expose her keypad to you with the slightest of a touch with your thumb, as eager to please as a horny scandinavian farm girl.
You can't have my girl, but she has lot's of sisters, all just as cute.
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
@max_wedge: Shinobu = W910i so he's way ahead of ya mate.
The W910i is a lot better looking than the W760i in my opinion. And it may lack in specs in some areas, but in my opinion its worth it so long as you get a stable firmware. Probably the latest firmware.
This message was posted in the mail 2008, 2009, 2010 Best Australasian Member. |
max_wedge Joined: Aug 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Australia PM, WWW
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oops! oh well, great minds think alike eh?
Shinobu, cool, I always did have a thing for japanese girls!
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adnansanni Joined: Dec 07, 2006 Posts: > 500 From: Bangladesh PM |
So sad, how could she left you? |
ros-mari Joined: Feb 04, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: Barcelona PM |
On 2008-08-17 08:45:37, Muhammad-Oli wrote:
@max_wedge: Shinobu = W910i so he's way ahead of ya mate.
The W910i is a lot better looking than the W760i in my opinion. And it may lack in specs in some areas, but in my opinion its worth it so long as you get a stable firmware. Probably the latest firmware.
+1000
Yes, I agree.
Pretty post, I loved it! Sad, though |
QVGA Joined: May 23, 2006 Posts: > 500 From: Pakistan PM, WWW
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If you truly loved it you would accepted its faults and stick with it
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NightBlade Joined: Jul 29, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: Nessebar, Bulgaria PM |
On 2008-08-17 12:35:17, QVGA wrote:
If you truly loved it you would accepted its faults and stick with it
Talk about cliche.
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BBS Joined: Nov 02, 2002 Posts: 202 From: Hong Kong PM |
On 2008-08-16 20:45:44, juniji wrote:
I love that! My new website:
eternaldowntroddendoormat.com
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