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kwabs2006
Joined: Sep 12, 2006
Posts: 184
From: Ghana
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POST UR FUNNY, SWEET, NAUGHTY PICK U LINES OVER HERE!!
(this's gonna be great)
the best thing that ever happened to me: http://spinglo.com/i/kwabs2006 |
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HornyNick
Joined: Mar 09, 2008
Posts: 77
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I think it was two and a half men i nicked this from:
Me: "you look alot like my 5th wife.!
Her: "5th wife? how many times have you been married?"
Me: "4".
Tried it a few times. they never say the correct reply!!! |
arien617
Joined: Feb 01, 2006
Posts: > 500
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
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procterdc
Joined: Jun 03, 2005
Posts: 334
From: Lytham St.Annes
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Don't use chat up lines, I just tend to leave my keys nearby with my BMW key showing lol. Usually gets ppl talking hehe, and because I carry alot of keys around, girls usually say "what are they all for" and thats when i go "Oh and this one is for my flat"
Works everytime...
It ain't about how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward - Rocky Balboa |
leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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i got one:
'tell youre mum to stop changing colour lipsticks, my D!ck looks like a rainbow!!!!!!'
 used to say that to burgaz all the time  |
badassmam
Joined: Nov 07, 2007
Posts: > 500
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Me: 'You can call me Fred Flintstone'
Lady: 'Why?'
Me: '...because I can make your Bedrock' |
strizlow800
Joined: Aug 23, 2006
Posts: > 500
From: Macedonia, Skopje
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Man and kid... The man is at the door and talking with the kid:
MAN: Hello, is you mom at home?
KID: Let me check (after a moment the kid returns and says): My mom told me to tell you that she is not at home...
MAN: then you tell your mom that I didn't ask for her...
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OV3RCLOCK3R
Joined: Oct 20, 2005
Posts: 171
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Man - Is your name Gillete by anychance?
Woman - No! Why?
Man - Because your the best a Man can get 
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Berry
Joined: Dec 09, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: UK
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Heard some local yoofs talking the other day and made me chuckle...
Girl: " Have you got the time ?"
Boy: " My watch says you're not wearing knickers..."
Girl: " I am wearing knickers actually.."
Boy: " Sorry, my watch must be 15 minutes fast "
I thought it was quite funny...
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Posted: 2008-08-04 06:19
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