fatreg
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Ryanair Pays Out after Jinxing Ryanair Horse
1M FREE SEATS EVEN THOUGH RYANAIR HORSE DIDNT WIN THE RYANAIR CHASE
NO TAXES, NO CHARGES, ZIP, NADA
Ryanair, Cheltenhams favourite airline today (13th March) announced that although the Ryanair horse, Mossbank didnt win the Ryanair chase, it will still give away 1 million free seats (no taxes, no charges) because we probably jinxed him.
Speaking this afternoon, Ryanairs Head of Sales and Marketing, Sinead Finn said;
Sadly the Ryanair horse didnt win the Ryanair chase. With 1 million free seats riding on Mossbank to win, he was jinxed from the outset, so well pay out regardless to thank all the passengers who have made Ryanair Cheltenhams favourite airline.
The 1 million free seats for travel in April have been released on http://www.ryanair.com. We advise passengers to book immediately as these seats are FREE, no taxes and no charges and will be snapped up in record time.
Editors Note: A nominal 1 p charge applies and will be reimbursed on request
Travel Mon-Thur and Sat in April See Ryanair.com for details and routes
http://www.ryanair.com/site/E[....]php?dest=VST&base=STN&pos=cday
PS..... wifey.. text/call me..... got some flights in my basket! 
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[ This Message was edited by: fatreg on 2008-03-13 20:57 ] |
Posted: 2008-03-13 21:55
