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Luke-the-magic-man
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Posted: 2008-02-20 17:05
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On 2008-02-20 09:53:30, leeboy13 wrote:

-oh and a proper old school 'salt shaker'..... you know the chippy white ones....... but i seem to have misplaced that (chips always taste better when salted by one of those bad boys!


yeh man, why is that?
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leeboy13
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Posted: 2008-02-20 17:06
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i have no idea.... and i have lost the equiptment to study it further
lol!

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Posted: 2008-03-11 18:37
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first college party of last year i got my favourite. we were just going to nick someones house number off their front gate but i ended up with the whole gate, an excellent addition to my room id say!
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Posted: 2008-03-11 19:49
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i wonder what moderating monstrosity's masseur has came up with after a night out??
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Posted: 2008-03-19 10:51
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when I am drunk I keep silent until going to bed now, while cried every time when younger.

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[ This Message was edited by: Susana on 2008-03-19 09:52 ]
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Posted: 2008-03-21 22:25
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On 2008-03-11 19:49:32, paul101 wrote:
i wonder what moderating monstrosity's masseur has came up with after a night out??


lol..good one
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Posted: 2008-03-22 02:04
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One time after a work party I went out on my own. I ended up partying with a group of aboriginal people who I'd asked to get me some hooch. At first I thought they'd taken my $25 and split, but they came through, so we lit up a spliff and went from there.

I ended up with this girl (a hottie too), and we tried to get into a club. The bouncer crapped on some garbage about the girl's loo being closed (as if!) and they weren't letting any girls in. Even in my drunken state I realised they didn't want to let an aboriginal girl into their posh club. So on the way out of the reception area, I smashed a big ornamental plate that was on the wall.

Within seconds I had 3 bouncers on top of me!!

I ended up being taken to the watchhouse and done for willful damage. Great night that was. I don't regret it for a second though - racist f@#$ers

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[ This Message was edited by: max_wedge on 2008-03-22 12:56 ]
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2008-04-01 16:13
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Saturdays effort - a 5 and a half foot tall sign:


Complete with sandbags:


My mate standing next to it for a size comparison:



Oh yes. All my own work, took me bloody ages it was a ten minute walk from my house. The sandbags were a killer, 2 trips! Four trips in all, must have taken me at least an hour. Don't know what the hell i'm going to do with it, it's huge.


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Cycovision
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Posted: 2008-04-01 16:26
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It'd make a great board for playing dominoes on. If you sawed the legs off.

What have I done then?

- Walked from Lancaster to Preston in my bare feet after loosing all of my money and my boots in a card game and then misplacing my socks.

- Woke up in bed in the morning with a fully intact, perfectly formed donner kebab in my shirt pocket.

- Woke up in a police cell after allegedly lighting an exotic cigarette in front of a policewomen and offering her a couple of drags.

- Had my legs waxed, and then the bits further up, for a dare.

- Numerous photo sessions of me dressed in womens clothing.

Christ, that's just the start...

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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2008-04-01 16:31
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Coffee table, perhaps?
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Posted: 2008-04-01 16:52
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Pin board?
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2008-04-01 16:57
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Yeah but i'd need a nail gun to put my dental appointments up. YES!
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Posted: 2008-04-01 16:59
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Could put it in front of a road
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2008-04-01 17:10
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I'm going to put it back tonight I think, need to be in the derad of night though!
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Posted: 2008-04-01 19:48
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cracked my kneecap on a letterbox while riding side saddle on the back of a scooter wielding a cricket bat..it was bin night
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