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leeboy13
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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i remembered my keys the next morning.......... under the bloody mat!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! |
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Nanu
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From: Warrington, UK
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I remember being rudely awaken by my mother kicking me in the ribs and screaming at me at 6:30am after a heavy night on the ale!
That said I was lay asleep on the bathroom floor with my coat on and my pants around my ankles, it appears I had fallen asleep whilst sat on the toilet and ultimately fallen on the floor, only to be found by mother a few hours later!!
Oh the shame 
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fatreg
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I am not going here....
I've done many a wondrous thing when pi$$ed..
Most successful one being setting up a traffic diversion/road blockage on the A349 in Bournemouth with my old flat mate...
numerous have involved the local constabulary and 1 night in clink... (I'm a clean man though! not even a warning!)
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DickySnapples
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On 2008-02-19 18:57:22, fatreg wrote:
Most successful one being setting up a traffic diversion/road blockage on the A349 in Bournemouth with my old flat mate.
is that where that picture came from with you holding the road sign? or was that just a typical night out 
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fatreg
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that was a random night out!
we merely moved the diversion from a quiet side road to the main road
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MWEB
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My older brother used to collect Lyons maid and Walls ice cream signs when pissed, the ones you get outside the shops on poles
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DickySnapples
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ever woken up with random objects in your room,and not remembering how they got there??
i had about 20 of those flashing lights to warn about road works(all from one night!),traffic cones,bins and a road sign.
still got the road sign
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fatreg
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Traffic cones, for sale signs, road signs, shops supply of Sunday papers.... to name but a few.
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fatevdestiny
Joined: Oct 22, 2007
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I have a really bad habit of stripping down to just my socks when I'm drunk and happily walking about lol
Can remember went camping one night with my mates, gf and her mates. Got pissed out my head, walked into the bushes fully clothed and walked back out starkers in front of people I didnt really know
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Luke-the-magic-man
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this one kicked off quickly
Il fill you all in the past weeks events
Obvious collection of road and traffic things
jumped down allot of stairs the otherday ended up in the er with allot of cuts lol (id do it again to lol)
destroyed my camera with a air pistol
went on a milk run last night, got sumin like 18 pints 
about 6 am the other day I got a f**k load of bangers then celloptaped them to one of my mates doors and set them off, funniest thing ever and he was foaming
microwaved a bag of hoola hoops
pulled my mates gf's sister in front of him and her (he was not pleased at that one as he knew I did it to piss him off) - lee don't ask how old she was
and surfed the stairs on a plastic storage box
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fatreg
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I'm scheming to pull Lees sister in front of him!!!! hehehehehehehe
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Nanu
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From: Warrington, UK
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On 2008-02-19 22:51:45, fatreg wrote:
I'm scheming to pull Lee in front of his sister!!!! hehehehehehehe
That's just gay!
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fatreg
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if chopper is anything to go by on Radio 1 today it might well be that way!
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Twometre
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Right now Iam going through a tough time. I thot I will booze for the first time to get myself better but after what nanu did I will never ever booze in my life.
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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On 2008-02-19 20:08:28, Luke-the-magic-man wrote:
this one kicked off quickly
Il fill you all in the past weeks events
Obvious collection of road and traffic things
jumped down allot of stairs the otherday ended up in the er with allot of cuts lol (id do it again to lol)
destroyed my camera with a air pistol
went on a milk run last night, got sumin like 18 pints
about 6 am the other day I got a f**k load of bangers then celloptaped them to one of my mates doors and set them off, funniest thing ever and he was foaming
microwaved a bag of hoola hoops
pulled my mates gf's sister in front of him and her (he was not pleased at that one as he knew I did it to piss him off) - lee don't ask how old she was
and surfed the stairs on a plastic storage box
you may aswell say now  hahahah!!
awww the things you aquire while the long walk home.... i have pinched in the past...
-a beer keg - sadly empty
-a bus timetable board thing
-numerous road signs
-a MASSIVE tractor tyre (imbarressingly from a primary school)
- and the milk run.... well lets jujst say one day we woke up to a fridge litterally full of milk! ha!
-oh and a proper old school 'salt shaker'..... you know the chippy white ones....... but i seem to have misplaced that (chips always taste better when salted by one of those bad boys! |
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