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arien617
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"There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like 'Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah! I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!' So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Beflehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.
But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their 'eads. They're like 'Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella."
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Nanu
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LMAO  propor gud!
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Trev1982
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Sweet lol  :):):)
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abbafan1972
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He he, this picture was in the local free paper a couple of weeks ago and on the same day someone emailed it to me.
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fatevdestiny
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Haha the wee guy is wearing a Rangers top!!!
Just shows dont it 
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chrisfirst
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LOL
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procterdc
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That is how it should be lol.
Arien can I use this on my facebook?
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arien617
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Yeah sure?
I nicked it off the internets anyway (Y)
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CookiCrumble
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that picture reminds me of my neighbours,chavs all the way. 
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Yoruichi
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Lmao
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KCC4
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Haaaa 
ProcterDC forwarded me this on facebook. Q'alitay! 
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bassqueen86
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lol! So..chav! |
djtwistter
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lol this is sick blud
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Posted: 2007-12-21 16:43
