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Twometre
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On 2007-09-15 04:32:00, tranced wrote:
Well, this happened like 2 years ago. There was an old man sat in front of me, he was falling asleep so he started to fight his sleep off. Then you could see his head going from left to right, right to left and as many degrees as possible. I did record him with my old k300, though i dont know where that video is.
It reminds me of one drunken man half asleep in bus and doing the same thing. Some school child placed a paper on his back saying "BREAK DANCE IS MY THING"
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joebmc
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A few years back I was sitting on the bus and this little kid a few seats down sitting with his father kept on turning around and looking at me.
I tired to ignore him but I did catch his eye once. Then the little squirt turned and said to his daddy “that man keeps on staring at me”. I was like WTF.
His father turns around gives me a dirty look and went downstairs. All the other passengers also then kept looking at me as if I was a pedo. Bloody kid!
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Miss UK
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 thats awful..
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Cycovision
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I once went out with a rather nervous girl who suffered terribly from travel sickness.
One day, we went on a coach trip with some friends to Alton Towers, about 2 hours from where we live. Sure enough, 30 minutes into the trip my girlfriend slowly turned from white to green, got up and started walking towards the front of the coach.
I got up to follow her and arrived just as she was asking the bus driver to pull over so that she could get out and be sick. The driver picked up the microphone for the PA system and asked if anybody had any empty carrier bags, just as she projectile-vomited into his lap. Twice.
He soon stopped the coach after that!
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Miss UK
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Bet he wasn't happy after that then 
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Twometre
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On 2007-09-17 16:32:41, miss uk wrote:
thats awful..
I think he looked like his other father. lmao @joebmc
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Miss UK
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Hmmm 
anyone else got some stories today? 
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paul101
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On 2007-09-20 16:29:22, miss uk wrote:
anyone else got some stories today?
i have some advice... the bit where the engine is underneath is HOT!!
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Miss UK
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Oh yeah
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paul101
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whos the IDIOT that put a bus stop on the hard shoulder of a busy motorway, 2 buses collided this morning causing a big traffic jam grrrr and i was late for school
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$herry
Joined: Jun 17, 2007
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i have a school van..one day we were taking a detour that went on a road along a uni campus...the van driver saw some chick and couldnt get his eyes off her and bang...the next thing we knew, the van was on a separator dangling in mid air while we laughed our heads off
another was when a friend of mine missed a bus...the next bus was a uni bus only for girls....he tried getting on but the bus didnt properly stop..so he attempted getting on the moving bus...he accidentally place his hand on a girl's who loudly protested...he let go of the bar that he was using to climb aboard and fell, the bus dragging him a good 100 metres while he held on with one hand...god saved him from getting crushed but it was hilarious since i was looking on....he gets up onto the bus, looks at concerned faces, acts tough and without pain, screams BE POSITIVE, smirks and gets down...walks jubilantly to me, and then looks to either side before collapsing in my yard whimpering in pain
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arien617
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On 2007-11-22 18:11:12, paul101 wrote:
whos the IDIOT that put a bus stop on the hard shoulder of a busy motorway, 2 buses collided this morning causing a big traffic jam grrrr and i was late for school
I guess you've not seen the M4 Bus Lane. It's always soddin' empty! Complete waste of a lane!
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Posted: 2007-09-17 13:01
