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Superluminova
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:21
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*** Vodafone Topless Shocker ***

Vodafone is at the center of national outrage today as it has emerged that they have been selling products that are displaying vivid and sordid pornography.

The offending item a Nokia N76 box (seen below). Shows a woman lying on a beach with her "possibly" surgically enhanced breasts on display.



One woman said

" I'm totally shocked and disgusted at this and I will no longer be using Vodafones services"

Another mother of 12 children said,

"I can't believe they have done this, my little boy is totally distraught at what he has seen on this box"

Vodafone declined to comment.


P.s

The picture is real, but the story is a joke, lol

[ This Message was edited by: Superluminova on 2007-05-17 22:44 ]
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:23
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but the punk with 5 box beers is ok?
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:25
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Boba you are great
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:34
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I HAVE TO GET ME A VODA N76....

where do i get one super????
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:35
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On 2007-05-17 23:34:00, fatreg wrote:
I HAVE TO GET ME A VODA N76....

where do i get one super????



You disgust me you sick prono lover!

Hahahahaha!
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:43
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and how comes water to the castle, if there is no direct channel to the sea???
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:43
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On 2007-05-17 23:35:23, Superluminova wrote:

On 2007-05-17 23:34:00, fatreg wrote:
I HAVE TO GET ME A VODA N76....

where do i get one super????



You disgust me you sick prono lover!

Hahahahaha!




hold p who doesnt like porno thank u
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:48
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On 2007-05-17 23:43:24, BobaFett wrote:
and how comes water to the castle, if there is no direct channel to the sea???



They used a bucket! you never been to the beach?
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:50
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I'm a bit concerned about that Concorde/B1 bomber style seagull! who knows what payload he is carrying!
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:50
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On 2007-05-17 23:21:28, Superluminova wrote:
*** Vodafone Topless Shocker ***

Vodafone is at the center of national outrage today as it has emerged that they have been selling products that are displaying vivid and sordid pornography.

The offending item a Nokia N76 box (seen below). Shows a woman lying on a beach with her "possibly" surgically enhanced breasts on display.



One woman said

" I'm totally shocked and disgusted at this and I will no longer be using Vodafones services"

Another mother of 12 children said,

"I can't believe they have done this, my little boy is totally distraught at what he has seen on this box"

Vodafone declined to comment.


P.s

The picture is real, but the story is a joke, lol

[ This Message was edited by: Superluminova on 2007-05-17 22:44 ]


distraught???? wtf, he has seen breasts, if he is distraught at that he must ride the chocolate escalator
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:55
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i think the term is uphill gardener AL3X....
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Posted: 2007-05-18 00:32
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When did people start wearing high heels on the beach or is it Sex on the beach she's after

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Posted: 2007-05-18 00:38
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Those two women in the pink swimsuits remind me of Thelma & Selma from the simpsons for some strange reason lol.
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Posted: 2007-05-18 00:45
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On 2007-05-18 00:38:45, haynesycop wrote:


Those two women in the pink swimsuits remind me of Thelma & Selma from the simpsons for some strange reason lol.



patty and selma?



On 2007-05-17 23:55:29, fatreg wrote:
i think the term is uphill gardener AL3X....



i think there are lots of different terms fatreg...
uphill gardener, uphill miner, backdoor burgular, assbandit, rides the chocolate escalator, takes his shopping round back, reciever of swolen goods.......i could go on

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[ This Message was edited by: A L 3 X on 2007-05-17 23:47 ]
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Posted: 2007-05-18 00:47
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DOH!

Yeah Thelma? I've lost the plot yet again.
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