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Seanyb2
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Posted: 2007-03-26 19:33
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This may sound a little crazy but if you could choose between spending a night with your favorate female celebrity or be given the choice of any ultimate phone you like. Think about it woman is for one night but you could tell everyone you spent the night with Shakira or have your ultimate phone for life for good.

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thegreatone
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Posted: 2007-03-26 19:43
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i take the one night with my fave woman its priceless ultimate phone well you can buy that with mastercard lol
5 times european champions priceless,there are something money can't buy,for everything else there is always chelsea
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Posted: 2007-03-26 20:02
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Don't know "what"'s weirder, shakira or your question! So - pass from maggflodd [addsig]
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Posted: 2007-03-26 20:37
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Spend the night with the woman then take her money and buy the ultimate phone!
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Posted: 2007-03-27 20:06
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The phone, cos when it breaks down you just take it to the shop but when your woman breaks down you've got to give her a baby and hide the weedkiller
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Posted: 2007-03-27 20:28
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On 2007-03-27 20:06:30, methylated_spirit wrote:
The phone, cos when it breaks down you just take it to the shop but when your woman breaks down you've got to give her a baby and hide the weedkiller

??? funny, disturbing but funny ... [addsig]
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Posted: 2007-03-28 12:30
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On 2007-03-26 19:33:14, Seanyb2 wrote:
This may sound a little crazy but if you could choose between spending a night with your favorate female celebrity or be given the choice of any ultimate phone you like. Think about it woman is for one night but you could tell everyone you spent the night with Shakira or have your ultimate phone for life for good.



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Well Shakira is damn hot, there is no way in God's creation I'd pass up the opportunity to sleep with her! It'd be unthinkable!!

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

Seanyb2
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Posted: 2007-03-28 14:46
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God i never knew all the lyrics to the song before. Thanks for that. I think i did miss out something when i asked the question. It was supposed to be spend the night with sexy woman or have the ultimate phone given to you for free. Missed the word FREE out. Anyway has anyone seen the new Shakira and Beyonce video. WOW VERY SEXY EVERY MANS DREAM I WOULD SAY.

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aatuif
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Posted: 2007-03-28 15:17
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Posted: 2007-03-28 15:20
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the other things is you'd only have the 'you beaut' phone for like 3 years tops - and one night with Shakira is easily worth three more years of still owning my trusty old K750 instead of my dream phone.
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Posted: 2007-03-28 19:18
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So almost all giving in to their beastly instincts.
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2007-03-28 20:11
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Thats true, max, you can get years of jostling out of beefing Shakira just the once, while the same can't quite be said of my trusty K800. Well, maybe some people...

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max_wedge
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Posted: 2007-03-29 15:16
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meths, yeah, after two months people would be sick of hearing about how I got it on with Shakira, but I could always tell people sitting next to me on the train Atleast my K750 would still be adequate to take some pics as "proof" that I wasn't speaking BS
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Posted: 2007-04-06 13:09
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i'd go for the phone

just for the fact, britney spears isn't that good
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Posted: 2007-04-07 03:46
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On 2007-04-06 13:09:35, himlims_nl wrote:
i'd go for the phone

just for the fact, britney spears isn't that good


Well it's just a matter of personal preference, though I do agree with you BRITNEY SPEARS isn't that hot. But who mentioned Britney? I was talking about Shakira, man, she IS HOT, and that IS a fact.
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