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Any good jokes? |
chucky egg
Joined: Sep 13, 2002
Posts: 78
From: England
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I can't claim this one for myself (found it on a board somewhere)...
Anybody know any good ones?
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
You're wasting your time." says the boy. "When you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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ShawO
Joined: Jun 09, 2002
Posts: 248
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It might have been on this board?
Post Your funny Jokes Here |
chucky egg
Joined: Sep 13, 2002
Posts: 78
From: England
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Oh yeah!
Duh!
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decoy7
Joined: Feb 06, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: NW London
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http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/ |
mhorton
Joined: Jan 13, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: UK
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haha. Don't worry mate.
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Superluminova
Joined: Feb 24, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: ...Mummies Tummy!
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yeah i've got a good one, "NOKIA!" HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OBEY GAINT |
mhorton
Joined: Jan 13, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: UK
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That's the best joke I have heard for years
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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Q: How do you make a slab of meat look nice and attractive??
A: You put a nipple on it!!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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Q: Wat's the diffence b/w a maid and a wife??
A: You dun pay the wife!!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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Q: Wat do you call 300 dead lawyers in the ocean??
A: A good start!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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Q: Wat do you call 30,000 dead lawyers in the ocean??
A: Environmental polution!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
drow
Joined: Aug 27, 2002
Posts: 224
From: Denmark
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A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''
She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''
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ShawO
Joined: Jun 09, 2002
Posts: 248
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could we please stick to one thread???
Post Your funny Jokes Here
thanks in advance!!! |
mhorton
Joined: Jan 13, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: UK
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Yeah we don't need two!!
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Posted: 2002-10-16 16:24
