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Luke-the-magic-man
Joined: May 31, 2005
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Q: Hello there, i am intrested in your item and i will like to buy it for my mum, can i offer you GBP 370 for this item plus 15 pounds postage to nigeria, method of payment Bidpay Postal Order so i will like you to send me name and address where the money will be deliver to and phone number i need this item has matter of urgence you can call me on 07031907401. David
26-Sep-05
A: Hi go f**k yourself you cheating peice of s**te. I hope you get banned from ebay! You would have thoguht conmen like yourself would have created a more original story, but no! You twats are so dumb you use the same bloody story each time with the slightest variation. Im not stupid idiot, any cheekey little mother f**ker who who emails me like this again I swear to god im going to send you viruses as you piss me off that much. Now rot in hell and all those like you. Spammers here a nice address for you coolmore78@fastermail.com O yeh I have blocked all your bids on my items, and have reported you to ebay just cause your a twat, Enjoy
I thought this was quite a good response. What you think?
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PeterKay
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From: The Ummah
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Nice response 
Why do they bother?
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50Cent
Joined: Nov 08, 2003
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On 2005-10-09 17:55:56, lukebonathan wrote:
and have reported you to ebay just cause your a twat, Enjoy
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quality.... 
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lamont
Joined: Mar 27, 2005
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From: Manchester, UK
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haha quality mate, made me laught outloud!!
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jagger2k
Joined: Nov 14, 2004
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From: Leicester, UK Phone: IPh
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i normally sign them up to loads of gay porn sites
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lamont
Joined: Mar 27, 2005
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haha we di dat 2 sum guy at school, it turned out he was gay :~
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Kryptik
Joined: Jun 24, 2005
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From: Port Elizabeth, S.Africa
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I sincerely hope my Nigerian friends from the Proudly Nigerian Thread don't take offense at the indirect slur which has been cast. Possibly you could remove the name Nigerian from the title of this thread?
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JT
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But then again my friends, dont you actually have to visit the site to sign them up for the gay porn.....
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Luke-the-magic-man
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@ Kryptik - Changed it now, and sorry for any offence, there wasn't meant to be any, but sad to say every single email I had like that has been "will you send to Nigeria" and thousands of other uk ebay users like myself also get these (it has now become a sterotype and no one on ebay would send anything to Nigeria), its only the few bad people who give such a nice place a bad reputation. Sorry again and all the best to you and your mates
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Kryptik
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Thanx Luke, very much appreciated. And yes, it's as you say, a handful of rotten apples taint the whole barrel. Bloody good reply you sent though!! Made me roar with laughter!! I really wish ebay had a secure way of rooting out the offenders.
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Cornholio_666
Joined: Nov 30, 2004
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joker has "he" responded to your email?
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marlonski
Joined: Oct 16, 2004
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Quality
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victorh017
Joined: Jul 24, 2005
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On 2005-10-09 19:06:55, jagger2k wrote:
i normally sign them up to loads of gay porn sites
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Well, but if they're gay, (and there are chances some of them might be ) then that's a treat.
Sending them viruses sounds like a better idea... 
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BobaFett
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@luke no need to answer for such mails, do u think they read any response? just delete it and thats all.
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Luke-the-magic-man
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@ bob, you are right, but the thing is it seems to give buyers satisfaction, I achually display them on my listings, the amount of people who achually just send a email to me about them are quite rewarding. I also like to think that I am doing some good by attempting to piss them off/get rid of scammers
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