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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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very nice! 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Any problems needing solved? Then take the mountain to Mohammed! The dynamic duo will help you out with lifes troubles!
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dave_uk
Joined: Mar 06, 2003
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From: London, UK
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Dear Uncle Meths,
I am in need of some advice. I find it difficult to deal with people whose sole reason for existence is to find confrontation wherever they go and who seek to pass their poisonous opinions onto all who will listen. I just want to hurt them.
Please can you help me deal with this uncontrollable ire I face?
Your faithful reader,
Dave
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ah, that old chestnut! The best thing you can do is remain calm, and keep your reasonable points to share amongst adults who will discuss your point, in a mature way. Im sure you dont mind people disagreeing with you, as long as its done in a respectful, open-ended, constructive way, but i would too draw the line at being called a liar and a racist, by a very childish person.
I find this smilie helps me no end in these situations:
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dave_uk
Joined: Mar 06, 2003
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From: London, UK
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Thank you for your valuable and helpful advice. You have hit the nail on the head - perhaps you should take this up professionally, what with the sixth sense you seem to possess. Almost as if you knew exactly what I was talking about.
Please, sir, where can I find such a smiley to ease my frustrations?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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No problem, old bean, i am professionally trained at this. Simply click "edit" and you can lift the link for the smilie from my post!
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dave_uk
Joined: Mar 06, 2003
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From: London, UK
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*now feeling thoroughly stupid for not having worked that out for myself*
Duh!
Thanks 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Dont feel stupid, this is the problem-solving thread after all!
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vanquish
Joined: Mar 20, 2003
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I also have another problem
i really want to plan mutiny throughout Esato, and if i get all the members to back me up, then world domination will not be far off
how would i do this?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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My advice is: Dont bother. There have been a few attempted coups, im thinking of EGG and ELF, and they all failed. Why bother? Esato is great anyway...
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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@meths
Neither of those were coup attempts, rather they were giggle inducers, motherwise known as jokes. Quite how you think one would stage a coup de tate on Esato, I'm not at all sure.
Gosh I got the 1000th post!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Dear m'n'm, some members take everything i say far too seriously, what can i do to crack a joke without getting harangued these days?
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scotsboyuk
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@meths
I believe I can field that one. The answer is very simple, don't try to crack jokes.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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But thats what i do.....you waffle nd pontificate, and i crack the jokes!
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scotsboyuk
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@meths
You do? I hadn't noticed.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
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