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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Bit late now duder... I'm in work complete with hang over... Only here til half 12 tho got to go to a funeral 2 morro... Any idea's on how to cope with all the grieving rellies? |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Tough one...i hate funerals. Just mumble something and nod sympathetically when they're talking, and try not to laugh at the song they play...i was at a cremation and "When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" started playing. The guy had a wicked sense of humour, but it was even funnier because the older people there didnt really get the joke.
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Well it's one of the missus rellies so i'm not too emotional about it my self but he was some sort of war hero so... It's gonna be old was stories and stuff. |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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might as well invite scotsboyuk
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ah well, sorted! Just listen, and nod and smile a bit, should be okay. Go "Really?!?" with a look of (slight) disbelief to show your paying attention every now and then.
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Kim dude! Nice one! On the ball as always! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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yip its 2 o clock and i just woke up...
feelin' in a witty mood, what should i do?
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Dunno.... I still feel shit!
Iron Bru is hard to get hold of in these parts... |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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It would be... try lookinmg for Irn-Bru... 
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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ever had ting?
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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3 days with no posts in here, whats going on?!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ive solved everyones current problems. Yes, im that good.
If you have any new woes and quandries, inm here to help.
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@meth's - Here's a more DELICATE one mate . . . How do you KILL a GAY who SPEAKS so much, mostly NONSENSE things and CRITICIZES endlessly . . .  The problem here is WE oftenly MEET online  I want to do it without LEAVING a TRACE at that! Can my webcam do it as my WEAPON, or should I use Weapons of Mass Destruction to ELIMINATE her TRIBE in just ONE go Thanks! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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er... give me a minute...
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Sorry for the delay, im at work
You cant kill someone with a webcam. However, you CAN view them and record what you see without their knowledge, through their webcam. This can be used as blackmail, to ensure they dont annoy you or antagonise you. Also good for extorting cash.
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Posted: 2004-11-14 21:46
