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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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HEY - not that old... 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
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jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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hey regarding old people telling kids to get off their lawn, today we were playign football and my mate kicked the ball in his nextdoor neighbour's drive so he went to get it. the old man came out, and said, at teh top of his voice, 'GET OFF MY BL**DY LAWN YOU BL**DY CHILDREN' and then he continued, at the top of his voice, 'I'LL FU**ING WHACK YOU THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU STEPS FOOT ON MY GRASS! I WILL! I'LL WHACK YOU. I'M BEING SERIOUS' and in the meantime i was standing behind his hedge crying with laughter. i had to laugh and he turns on me 'IT'S NOT FUNNY! I'M BEING PERFECTLY SERIOUS HERE! THE NEXT TIME YOU STEP ON MY LAWN I'LL WHACK YOU ALL!' 
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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Carefull as he may be a retired Las Vegas Mafia hit man, as "Wacking" someone is a very serious situation. if he makes you dig your own grave first then its what i suspected.
If he makes you dig your own grave in HIS lawn then no worries as he's just a crazy neighbour.
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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that's one grumpy ole bugger ain't he!!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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hehehe
burn poop on his lawn
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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it's probably stress of being retired... or he's really a hitman like fij sez... carefull ellie... either way the old fart seems dangerous!
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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I didnt say he was a hitman
I said for her to burn poop on his lawn..
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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i'm sorry... 
OK ELLIE! DO WHAT THE FIJMAN SAID!!!!!! 
BURN SHIT, ELLIE!!! BURN SHIT!!!!
(but why? )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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lol ok ok i'll burn shit in his lawn 
there's this other old lady that swears at us & calls the cops whenever we play football on this grass in front of her house. here's an example of what happened yesterday:
i was playing outside with two friends. i always wave at cars going past... don't ask why. i saw this white car go past in the corner of my eye so i turned and waved and said hello. then i realised who it was.... this dotty old woman. she stopped her car and reversed up the road. i continued skating. she thought it ws my friend so she started having a go at her;
Old woman (Sissy): do you even know me?
Friend: No
Sissy: So why did you wave?
Friend: Ellie! Look what you've done! (points at me whilst facing the Sissy) It was her!
Sissy: Why did you wave at me?
Me: I was being friendly
Sissy: Crap! You're as thick as shit! You really are! You think you're soooo clever! You're as thick as shit! You think i'm stupid, well i'm not! I know exactly what you're doing!
I just start laughing and staring at her. She drives off into her drive. I give her the evil look.
Then later she was loading her car with bags of CARROTS?! :S My other friend points this out to me so i say, quite loudly, to my other friend: "Haha! Why the HELL does she have bags of carrots? Haha!" and the Sissy turned round and shouted at me, mimicking me, "oooh, look, she has bags of carrots in her drive! YOU'RE AS THICK AS SHIT, YOU REALLY ARE!"
i mean, what was it, catchphrase of the week or something?!
anyway...
oh, last halloween, we bought eggs and self raising flour at the shop and coated the eggs in the flour. guess what next? yep, we threw them at her pretty little car. then my friend's sister and her friend completely covered the Sissy's whole drive in this flour. the next morning, she was out there washing her car and drive. it just made the drive worse because it was self raising flour. haha, such a sucker! i'll never forget that night... best one in my life... so far!
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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errr!!! r u guys talkin bout me behind me back
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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and the award goes to:
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=23704&forum=20
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
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haha
no contests.
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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i'm really thinking u're my real brother now, shithappens... wow! how can we be so alike, dude? 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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i choose to believe that GREAT MINDS DO THINK ALIKE 
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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actually they dont
cuz if they did, than they wldnt be great minds..
they;d be common minds
lol.. I dunno what I'm saying
just uppin my post
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Posted: 2003-03-27 19:44
