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brakin
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On 2005-12-26 21:50:54, brakin wrote:
keby sa jazdila TAKATO F1 tak to by bola radost pozerat
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mimula
Joined: Sep 26, 2004
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From: Slovakia-Liesek,now Ireland-Du
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...dobry vecer, uz vsetci spite? |
mimula
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From: Slovakia-Liesek,now Ireland-Du
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...no nic, idem veru aj ja  , ked uz vsetci spite... |
Elrond
Joined: May 14, 2003
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bre ranko  |
oltcit
Joined: Sep 01, 2004
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From: Somewhere in the UK
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On 2006-10-17 10:11:48, Elrond wrote:
bre ranko
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hm,no hej 
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mimula
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From: Slovakia-Liesek,now Ireland-Du
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Branimir
Joined: Sep 04, 2004
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From: Piestany, Bratislava - Slovaki
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Nadherny den, slniecko svieti, sme so xenou na prechadzke vo vinohradoch, santi v trave, obera hrozno... No krasa a co vy? Musite robit?  |
Sip
Joined: Oct 13, 2005
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Nemusime. Chceme   |
oltcit
Joined: Sep 01, 2004
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On 2006-10-17 15:17:00, Sip wrote:
Nemusime. Chceme
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nemusime,lebo nemozeme 
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Sip
Joined: Oct 13, 2005
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From: Zvolen
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Elrond:
http://people.ksp.sk/~morgoth/akcie/koncerty/blind2006/
niekto tocil s nokiou
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brakin
Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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Hedviga is 
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Branimir
Joined: Sep 04, 2004
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From: Piestany, Bratislava - Slovaki
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Americania maju Chucka Norrisa, Cesi maju Cimrmana, lenze Slovaci maju Hedvigu:
Hedviga dokaze pomocou slin druhykrat nalepit znamku. Na stotinu milimetra presne!
Ked Hedviga telefonuje, nevie o tom ani jej mobilny operator.
Hedviga ma modriny o velkosti trojkorunacky.
Hedvige tecie z vaginy krv z nosa.
Ked ide po parku Hedviga, chodia tadial auta.
Hedviga ma spor s jazykovedcami a Dunaj pise s "i".
Ked Hedviga dostane nakladacku v trave, jej bluzka je cistejsia ako predtym.
Hedviga ma vlastneho advokata, aj ked ju nikto z nicoho neobvinil.
Ked je Hedviga napadnuta, nevola policiu, ale ide na statnice.
Hedvige posielaju utocnici doklady do dvoch dni. Z vedlajsej dediny.
Hedvige sa vracia pamat tesne po predlozeni dokazov. Casto.
Hedviga ma dost energie na odpovede iba vtedy, ked pozna odpoved.
Na Hedviginom chrbte sa da pisat krasopisne. Aj s podprsenkou.
Ked prsi, Hedvige zmoknu iba topanky.
Hedviga nosi doklady v obalke od ludi, ktori ju dokopali.
Ked si Hedviga rozkusne peru, ma zakrvavene cele telo.
Hedviga chodi tri roky na nemcinu a nevie ani slovo po nemecky.
Hedvigin pravnik povie, ze poda staznost proti zastaveniu trestneho stihania a na druhy den sa vzda obhajoby.
Hedvige vyplna ziadost o pas clovek, ktory ju o osem rokov dobije.
Hedviga si zadblokuje bankomatovu kartu tak, ze o tom nevie ani samotna banka.
Hedvigine sliny su aj na tej casti obalky, ktoru neolizala.
Ked Hedvige ukradnu hodinky, na druhy den ich uz ma na sebe.
Ked Hedviga schudne o sest kil, prerusi na rok studium.
Hedviga dokaze zostavit identikit neexistujucich ludi.
Hedviga nepozna cislo na policiu. A nevola jej pocas statnych sviatkov.
Ked Hedvige strhnu nausnice, nezostane po tom na jej usiach ani stopa.
Hedviga je presvedcena, ze vie oklamat detektor lzi.
Hedviga hovori pravdu.
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oltcit
Joined: Sep 01, 2004
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From: Somewhere in the UK
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What does not kill me, makes me strengthen |
boto43
Joined: Nov 23, 2003
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From: Trnava-Nitra,Pardubice CSSR
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jo,jo lovac extremisticka presne tak
nutno pripojit :
hedviga neni vase i kdyz je uherka jak vy
hedviga je hezci jak slovenky
hedviga prirazi nejlepe na hornych uhreh
hedviga ji ma o stupen teplejsi jak jine
a jenom blbec by se s ni nechtel milovat
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Branimir
Joined: Sep 04, 2004
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From: Piestany, Bratislava - Slovaki
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On 2006-10-17 21:23:30, boto43 wrote:
jo,jo lovac extremisticka presne tak
nutno pripojit :
hedviga neni vase i kdyz je uherka jak vy
hedviga je hezci jak slovenky
hedviga prirazi nejlepe na hornych uhreh
hedviga ji ma o stupen teplejsi jak jine
a jenom blbec by se s ni nechtel milovat
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uf tohto sa zo staroby bojim najviac
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