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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I dont know what a hershey is...expound on the matter.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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chocolate syrup 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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And why is it exploding? Dont overheat it, for starters. Secondly, stop using it as an anal lubricant. Thirdly, chocolate is bad for you, eat an apple next time you fancy a snack.
Hello, Scroto!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@meth's - "Meth's Taught Me How To Score" . . . what   ! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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The certificate is a real work of art jojo
Hello, Scroto!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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I have another problem here-some ugly girl in class likes me! What do i do?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Do her anyway, ugly girls need rides too.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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too late!
I need advice on how to get rid of her now!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Break it to her gently, you were only after a bit of fun, you're not looking for a permanent relationship, its not her, its you, blah blah blah
Or tell her she's a whore and you were only seeing how far she would go.
Hello, Scroto!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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i'll take option 2, bob.
WE HAVE A WINNER!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Let us know how it works out!
Hello, Scroto!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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I can assure you that all advice will work--M&M are tip top quality!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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And the price is good too!
Any more woe-riddles souls needing some M'n'Medicene?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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hello there - @kimcheeboi!
I am currently having some problems and i think i will need some advises from you upon the current situation! I am currently seeing a 90-year-old 'lad' - here!  She is ALL i can get!
Should I revert to my 'chihuahua' (dog) here mate? What will I dooooooooo . . .!
Good Morning!
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Posted: 2004-11-11 12:19
