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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
Posts: 463
From: Luton / UK
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thye left when u pulled down you trousers and sat on meths face
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paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
Posts: 143
From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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@dj did this happen before or after he said your shit tasted like his and he needed a refreshing change and also indian cooking was good?
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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hahahahahah
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jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
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From: london
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I sneezed and he loved it
Hello, Scroto!
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paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
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From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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@meth hey try sneezing while wheezing - its like rapping as they both rhyme
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paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
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From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the airplane flies. The theory is that if the windshield can withstand the carcass test impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight.
Apparently, the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, high-speed train they were developing.. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded a chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken not only shattered the windshield, but went through the engineer's seat, broke an instrument panel, and was imbedded in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to review the test to see if everything was done correctly.
The FAA reviewed the data thoroughly and had one recommendation: ''Use a thawed chicken.''
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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Cocka doodle doo
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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good morning esato. i am still drunk from the night before, havent been to bed yet. i'm ill. Its not big and its not clever.
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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I know what was big tho 
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Qoastro
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
Posts: 447
From: Sweden
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Hey hey heey!
Me be back 
Movienight was really fun. When the girls were going home after it was over they just missed the bus so I sat and waited with them for the next bus for half an hour in the rain. Lucky us we had shelter. But then I had to walk home.
Atleast they were glad I waited with them
Oh! Btw, I'm convincing mum to buy a K750i. I think it's going good atm. She's choosing between K750i, D500 and 5140i.
What are you up to?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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dont remind me ryan...
the k750 is a cracking phone, good choice.
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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cracking choice, meth knows all about cracks
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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In case you haven't guessed, i engaged in coitus with a larger lady last night, and make the mistake of telling my esteemed colleague djcreamz.
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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ooo i have never been mentioned as "esteemed' before
i am privaledged
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Posted: 2005-07-14 17:06
1500+ Posts 
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