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Mince and Meths solve all your problems |
govigov
Joined: Jul 30, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Back home - Cochin
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ok... phew!! thanks.....  |
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
Posts: > 500
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@govigov - Can you post some image of you and your lady cousin here mate? To see if you are really look-alike  ! |
Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: [ENGLAND]
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 Yeah, JNs right I didnt think i would ever say them words
only jokin
 >>*Wow 2100+ posts*<< |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
Posts: > 500
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because I am quite wonderin' if the girl (cousin  ) @govigov is mentioning here is TRULY his . . . girl  ! |
blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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Hi guys. If you're finished with @govigov's problem, I'd like some tips on how to graceously get rid of overstaying relatives? Thanks.
resistance is futile. |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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bring a girl over for the night (make sure shes freaky!) and i'm sure the sounds would scare them off 
[addsig] |
blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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I don't want to get rid of everyone else, just the overstaying relatives. 
resistance is futile. |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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graciously? Why? If ou dont like them, why be nice? They might come back. Throw potatoes at them while screaming The Cheeky Girl's seminal classic "Touch my bum" and they will leave. I garuntee it.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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meths you must love your relatives
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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I might just visit their place and need a place to stay for free so they will come in handy.
Besides I don't hate them, I just don't like them staying in for more than 2 weeks now.
resistance is futile. |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well im afraid theres not much to do, they were invited for a set time, just grin and bear it.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
Posts: > 500
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@blackspot - Yes! I agree . . . here mate! That has been a perennial problem for us Filipinos, as part of our tradition I guess? That relatives tend to overstay when vacationing in our turf . . . I do remember an instance where I have to SLEEP inside the toilet (toilet seat - my throne) . . .as I was force to vacate my private sanctum (room), just to make way for their comfort! One good and tested advise here is to turn of the MAIN power switch in the circuit breaker for 3 days, saying that you FAILED to pay the power/electric charges . . . and use some ALL SAINT's Day candles in the dining area . . . that might just make them decide to evacuate . . . otherwise!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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I've got a family staying with me just now, they leave tomorrow but to be honest i wish they could stay longer, they are really nice.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Beantown, India
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meths.. do u use decorative soap in the bathroom when the folks come visiting? |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Whats soap?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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