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shithappens
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a fren sent this to me...it's not really that appropriate for this thread but i'd like to share it with u guys anyway:
EASY AND DIFFICULT
Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...
Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...
Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...
Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...
Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...
Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...
Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...
Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...
Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself.
Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...
Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so as not to lose it...
Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking and put it into action...
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
Easy to read this
Difficult to follow
Easy is to keep friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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lot off that is true...
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Jowi
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kinda true |
Vlammetje
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True yes, and thanks 4 sharing that shits 
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shithappens
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not a problem...it's frenship week after all.....or wuz it last week...hmmmm!!!
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Eleventy7
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 to jowi's vaginitis and anserfone messages¬
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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it this week
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Eleventy7
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friendship week..... wtf???
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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thats right...
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Eleventy7
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eh?
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Jowi
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SAEED AL SAHAF (former Head of Information, Iraq):
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together
* in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken did cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n |
Vlammetje
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I'm with Homer Simpson
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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i like that about bill gates
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shithappens
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On 2003-06-19 18:20:35, Eleventy7 wrote:
friendship week..... wtf???
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why??? dun u haf any frens???? just kiddin we loves ya all the same...if not more
@jowi: ...i'm with homer too...
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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hey Sonyericsson-man
nice to meet ya
rebirth. |
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