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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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jojo just hand around with your mates more! Ignore all women as they are the route of all evil (unless THEY come to YOU for meaningless, and great, sex obviously). Spend money like theres no tomorrow and buy all the shit you ever wanted. listen to good music, masterbate often and eat whatever the hell u want.
This is how I live my life. super smashing great!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Hey...are we twins?
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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quite possobly mate! are u immensly good looking, have loads of money, drive a sports car, can satisfy any woman in bed for hours on end and are completely modest and down to earth about it all?
If so my friend then yes we are twins
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Whoo yeah...and im hung like a Clydesdale Horse!
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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well that goes without sayin really dont it mate, guys of our calibre obviously have immense members
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Its good to be us.
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
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From: Los Angeles, CA
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Dear Mince and Meth,
I am writing to you to ask for help in regards to my country electing a moron for a president. I know that the other candidate was not that well qualified too but anyone could have been a better president than him. Please help me on how can I bear with having this 'person' as a president for the next for years and still live in this country since I cannot afford to relocate at this time. Thanx! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well, simple answer. Mob mentality...you cant escape it, or gight the mob. So dont bother. Either let the idiotsdestroy themselves without saying a word (impossible) or move somewhere that has the same values as you, be it a state that did not vote for Bush, or another Country. Middle East dont like Bush, but i would advise against that as Bush is bombing the crap outta them. There will be problems wherever you go, but New Zealand seems to be a very nice place, so nice my sister moved there, she says its very nice, and, you never hear of NZ wanting to invade anyone who doesnt share their views on life, it doesnt stir trouble. Hmmm i've just convinced myself where im gonna go, how about you? Of course theres Canada, but being American i know you'll scoff at the very suggestion. Nice place, but NZ wins my vote.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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I can lick my eyebrows :-D. Nah, just my nose :-)
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
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From: Los Angeles, CA
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Actually, I'm not one of THOSE Americans. I respect Canada like I would respect any other country. My state voted for Kerry but like it's going to matter now. Like I stated in some other thread, wouldn't mind Japan but God is it so expensive to live there. Hmm..  |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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On 2004-11-03 17:29:03, methylated_spirit wrote:
What to do, jojo, is have a good time with all your pals here in Esato!
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@meth's - Yeah . . . After I've renewed my contract here at Esato (bet with @axxxr) . . . maybe YES! As in the recent past I have taken you guys ALL for GRANTED as I depise my actions back there - I'm sorry! I really thought that my PRETTY FACE can just take any girl I really wanted, specially taken ones, but I was really wrong here . . . Maybe I will take more time talking to you guys here than going to the mall and se HER - in "FUTILITY"   ! Thanks again DYNAMIC DODOS + @kimcheeboi!
@scorpion king kong 1982 - Well, I've just DONE all your suggestions in the past, specially the masterb*a*e thing, that's why I am already losing some of my 'crown' hair here . . . But, not anymore as I tend to become more 'naive/inutile' when I am losing my oysters mate! Better stock more of them as will be needed here in the Discussion Forum! Many thanks too dude! I like you're being so CANDID! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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lol no problem jojo. Ive had my heart broken recently so Im in the "I hate women" stage at the moment hence my candidness 
In all honesty I wouldnt follow my own advice, its shit lol.
I'm fooking useless when it comes to women, Im resigned to ordering one of them real life dolls off the net 
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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My friends older sister wants me to go to her homecoming -- what do you make of the situation?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Sounds like an opportunity to get your willy wet if you ask me.
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