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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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Vlammetje
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 somehow that joke does not appeal to me.....
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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hehe
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shithappens
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On 2003-06-16 22:52:56, Vlammetje wrote:
somehow that joke does not appeal to me.....
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i beg to differ...it's actually quite funni 
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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i think so too.
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Caveman
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The following are all replies that women have put on British Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the Country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CD's ?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at [address given] mine might have remained unfertilised.
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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Jowi
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> > > GIRL:;forgive me father ihave sinned
> > > PRIEST:What have you done my child?
> > > GIRL;I called a man a son of a bitch.
> > > PRIEST;Why did you call him a son of a bitch?
> > > GIRL;Because he touched my hand.
> > > PRIEST;Like this?(as he touched her hand)
> > > GIRL;Yes father.
> > > PRIEST;That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
> > > GIRL;Then he touched my breast.
> > > PRIEST;Like this?(as he touched her breast)
> > > GIRL;Yes father.
> > > PRIEST;That's no reason to call him a son of bitch.
> > > GIRL;Then he took off my clothes.
> > > PRIEST;Like this?(he takes her clothes off)
> > > GIRL;Yes father.
> > > PRIEST;That's no reason to call him son of god.
> > > GIRL;Then he stuck his "YOU KNOW WHAT" into my "you know where.
> > > PRIEST;Like this?"as he stuck his ----! into her ----!
> > > GIRL;YES FATHER,YEES FATHER,YEES FAAAATHER!!
> > > PRIEST;(After a few minutes)Thath's no reason to call him a son of a
> > bitch.
> > > GIRL;But father he had aids!
> > > PRIEST;OH HOLY SHIT THAT SON OF A BITCH! |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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Jowi
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Cum boy...get real! you got a reply w/in a minute of interval? have you read the joke? or just posting smileys! |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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i reed it.. wy do you think i post so fast.. im a fast reader and writer
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BS'n
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hvat
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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do not post her bs'n
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nocturnalchipmunk
Joined: Jan 16, 2003
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...look who's talking.. 
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Posted: 2003-06-16 22:38
it's me 
