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methylated_spirit
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Hello, Scroto!
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masseur
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talking of flans... does anyone remember the tiswas phantom flan flinger?
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batesie
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A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of beers.
One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know.... do it".
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over breakfast to discuss what went on. Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers another groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order "Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast please".
The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a toast to his fantastic prowess.
The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces of toast"
The waitress gets to the last groom "I shall also have the full English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in disbelief at the thought how raw this old chap must be.
"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress.
"Why, that's an awful lot"
"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is."
She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom calls after her again.
"And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"
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methylated_spirit
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Vaguely, masseur, it was a little before my time though!
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DJcreamz
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A man walks into a bar, her orders a pint of Fosters, he drinks and leaves.
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haynesycop
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hello
just got back from the shops, bought a lovely lyle and scott jumper in th sale to wear in the winter 
speaking of food, well sweets actually i bought some jelly belly sweets in selfridges yesterday, they were well expensive 
but i was told they are gorgeous
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DJcreamz
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Jelly Belly's Rock My World!!
u can mix them and make some good combinations.
ie. Strawberry and vanilla ice cream
to make strawberry ice cream
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haynesycop
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i never heard of them untill a few weeks ago when my boss was raving about them so when i saw them yesterday i had to buy some 
whats the best mixtures
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methylated_spirit
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never heard of them. Sound belly-icious though!
miss copperfield, do you do anything apart from shop?
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haynesycop
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i have only been shopping yesterday and today and thats only because i got paid on friday
i love shopping i am a women i was born to shop what else is there to say 
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DJcreamz
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You could say...
I just called, to say, i love you
I just called to say how much i caaaarrrrreeeeee
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haynesycop
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 i just ate peanut jelly belly
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DJcreamz
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lol thats a nice one, just you wait till you try a chilli one, there bad boyssssssssss
My dose is blocked up
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haynesycop
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chilli
the toffee popcorn are yummy
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DJcreamz
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hehe i did like them, i got some from chicago, they came in a giant platter with loads of sections with all the flavours, it was great didnt last long tho.
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