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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
Joined: May 30, 2002
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From: Norway
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nice
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Jowi
Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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From: Pilipinas
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hahaha...nice v |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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Jowi! 
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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jowi is back
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Jowi
Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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thanks sperm...mis you all...especially my honey...
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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haha 
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nocturnalchipmunk
Joined: Jan 16, 2003
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From: California, USA
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*MWAH on Jowi* ..i think my signature is getting to my head.. 
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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@guys: can we redirect the trash talk to the other threads in garbage pls.......let's not ruin this fab funny thread ok.....this is my last warning......lest the moderators clamp down hard on us all
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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From: Norway
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ok for me..
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Vlammetje
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20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
 Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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From: Norway
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Vlammetje
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A Brief History Of Medicine
I have an earache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2003 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
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Jowi
Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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From: Pilipinas
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ow...v has some gifts left behind |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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From: Norway
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malcs
Joined: Oct 16, 2002
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From: UK
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Whats Red And Sits In A Tree
A Sanitary Owl
(that was a joke from my class teacher?!?!??!?!?!?!?!)
malcs pwns now.. go visit his drunk thread....
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Posted: 2003-06-15 16:37
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
