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Eleventy7
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shithappens
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i'll second that eleventy7
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
shithappens
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A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window.
He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her breast.
"Do you know what I am doing know?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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haha... thats a good one.. 
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Vlammetje
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Caveman
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David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes to the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed naked, puffing and panting.
Becks asks her suspiciously 'What are you doing?' Posh stutters a reply 'I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack David' 'Oh no' he cries in despair. 'I'll call an ambulance'. He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn. 'What's the matter, son?' asks Becks. 'Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy' sniffles Brooklyn. Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door. Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers. 'You wanker Giggsy' screams Becks. 'My wife is right over there having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the shit out of Brooklyn.'
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Vlammetje
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Eleventy7
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caveman and shithappens - 2 each
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shithappens
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@caveman: kudos
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Eleventy7
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The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class
one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When
you die and go to Heaven .... which part of your body
goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand and said,
"I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
Suzie replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold
your hands together in front of you and God just takes
your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.
Tommy raised his hand and said,
"Teacher, I think it's your legs".
The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on
her face.
"Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's
bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight
up in the air and she was going, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'
"If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her
for sure !"
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Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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hahahaha thats realy funny!
I liked the Beckham joke the most!
Giggs you wanker
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Jowi
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ha hahahah...that a nice one! |
Bjerkebanen
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have ya gents and ladys heard this one? :
2 homosexuals James and Jimmy was sitting in a tree having anal sex! Then Jimmy goes: Hey James im so tirsty! Im gonna climb down the tree and find me some water! okay? James: Okay Jimmy for sure no problemo! Jimmy: Okay James no wanking wile im off to get some water! James: I promise!
Then when Jimmy is off drinking water he hears a exsplosion sound coming from the three. Jimmy runs up to the three and find the three coverd in sperm. And then Jimmy goes: I told you no wanking wile i was gone!! James go: I dident wank i just farted! But hey if your still tirsty you can still drink cum out of my anal crack hole with a straw!
Ohhh god this jocke is so bad its kind of funny!
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Jowi
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another 1!...nice! |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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hehe
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Posted: 2003-06-10 18:47
