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Yazan24
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Posted: 2005-02-23 09:45
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First post was 24 Smirnoff Ice- The Bottle of a Smirnoff Ice is standard, 275 ml, X 24 = 6600 ml = 6.6 Litres, Your stomach doesnt fit that much liquid, let alone that much alcohol. Altho Smirnoff Ice is a weak drink which is around 5% alcohol, 5/100 X 6.6= 330 PURE ALCOHOL.

as I said 6.6 litres is alot.



Read the percentage alcohol and volume of the bottle.

And if we're talking 6.6 litres its:



Its more than that, thats 5 litres.
That 18.1818181818181818 Bottles of smirnoff, imagine 24.
I dont think that fits in the average teen let alone average humans stomach.

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Posted: 2005-02-25 16:11
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Its Friday, cant wait to see what the AMAZING MALCS WILL DRINK NOW.
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Posted: 2005-02-27 11:02
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i suppose if your putting 6.6 litres in there at one time that would prolly kill you, but say he spaces them out over say 6 to 7 hours. and with regular toilet breaks.

the smirniff double black are 7 percent arent they.

i hate vodka, it smell like metho and permanent markers mixed together
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Posted: 2005-02-27 18:53
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5%, but 6.6 litres in 6/7 hours would mean around 1 litre an hour which is also impossible.
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Posted: 2005-02-27 21:43
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It may be possible for the first 3 hours but then ure gonna have too much in ure stomach to handle.
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Posted: 2005-03-13 04:45
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dont forget you need the nice toilet.
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Posted: 2005-03-14 23:41
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Its humanly impossible, so STFU and stop lying and go do something else with your life.
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Posted: 2005-03-15 08:39
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WHY IS 1L AN HOUR IMPOSSIBLE, THATS 3 DRINK AND HOUR, NOT EXACTLY A BLOODY YARDIE GLASS IS IT???

IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE, MY MATE HAS DOWNED A WHOLE CARTON IN THE SPACE OF ABOUT 10 HOURS
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Posted: 2005-03-15 13:03
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For several reasons,

1) Hes a teen.
2) A carton is not 6.6 Liters.
3) He posted the 24 Smirnoff Ice post at 1:53 am. Assuming hes not a pathetic loser and went to the pub earlier than 9 thats only 5 hours. so 6.6/5 = 1.32 Litres an hour.

A carton is a 6 pack. Therefore has 1.650 Liters, ure friend took that in 10 Hours, ure saying a teen can take it in 1?

Also the fact that he stopped posting after I proved him to be a liar is an indirect way of admitting he is one.

Also wtf do you mean by carton, a carton of smirnoff ice? I dont think you can purchase them like that.

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Posted: 2005-03-15 14:03
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in australia a carton is 24 bottles or cans,

and yes he is a teenager, and yes it was in the space of about 10 hours

i understand where your coming from, it does seem like an impossible effort, but believe me, its doable, although quite stupid, but doable.

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Posted: 2005-03-15 17:07
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Not smirnoff Ices tho, The highest beer alcohol content is 10, the average is around 3 not the same as 5.

Also Its IMPOSSIBLE SPACE WISE. LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE. THAT IN URE STOMACH OVER 10 HOURS, URE SHITTING ME.

It seems probable but unless its beer, ure gonna pass out.

But I fully agree its doable, but to do it in 5 hours, and come online and post. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHHAA.

Yeah I dont think so.
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Posted: 2005-03-15 17:14
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Next try at mathematically proving hes a liar.

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Drunk again...... wow.. its amazing how far £180 will take you in an evening.. all spent on me... no drinks more than £2.50 all alcoholic and im feeling a bit unwell..... i like full stops.....
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ok, 180/2.5, the minimum amount of drinks u couldve had are 72.

Hahaha,

OK Ill give u that, the average amount per drink 250ml.

250 X 72 = 18 Liters. FIT THAT INTO URE BODY.
also he posted it at around 12:30. Meaning he spent a max amount of time of 5 hours if hes a loser who goes to a pub at 7:30.

BTW: Thats around 3 cartons if your wondering Davo.

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