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The Words Of The Wise Thread |
doctabako Joined: Feb 10, 2003 Posts: 286 From: Philippines PM |
\"do unto others first before they do it to you\"
\"there is no such thing as a free lunch\"
:)
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Avatar235 Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 151 From: Avatown, Australia PM |
Is this a dream or a memory?
Think about it ^
Is this a dream or a memory? |
bossjohnc Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 450 From: UK PM, WWW
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It is better to remain silent and look stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt  |
pachy Joined: Nov 05, 2002 Posts: > 500 PM |
@bossjohnc, thats my favorite Simpsons quote. Fortune cookie scene.....
Reminder; milk, sugar, crisps, post letter. |
gtet Joined: Feb 28, 2003 Posts: 2 From: Philippines PM |
Every organization is like a tree full of monkeys..those at the top only see monkeys below them & ones at the bottom see only a_sholes above them!ü
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bonito99 Joined: May 07, 2002 Posts: 368 From: The Philippine Islands PM |
@Francine: Men don't boast about concealed weapons
Quoting Elvis the King: ' Don't be cruel, when your mouth is full'
Great Champions Die Hard. " Women here in Manila are easy to get, specially if you have many dineros, I am talking in general here mate!I am already thru with Filipinas..." -  JN a.k.a *jojo* |
shishio Joined: Nov 19, 2002 Posts: 34 From: so called reality PM, WWW
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Confucius says \"Man who sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers\"
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fijbert Joined: Dec 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Montreal / Beirut PM, WWW
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"You know the world is off tilt,
when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest basketball player is Chinese,
and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
- Charles Barkley
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect |
nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
2 wrongs do not make a right, but 3 rights make a left!
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dBAGZiq Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 98 From: Philippines PM, WWW
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Don't put your eggs in one basket  |
fijbert Joined: Dec 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Montreal / Beirut PM, WWW
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dont count ur chickens before they hatched
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect |
francine Joined: Feb 05, 2003 Posts: 41 From: WWW PM, WWW
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@bonito
"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. "
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701 Joined: Nov 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Romania PM, WWW
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Women r like those orange juice cartons-its not the shape or size that matter or even how sweet is-its getting those fxxxxxx flaps to open!
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mamb0 Joined: Nov 18, 2002 Posts: 47 PM |
how bout "persistance is the key to success"? |
Caveman Joined: Jan 15, 2003 Posts: 168 From: Cambridge, UK PM |
A person who scratches their arse should wash their hands before picking their nose  |
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