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The bjerkebanen inventor thread |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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yeah too right! you got a REAL bad problem with me! bring it on, MATEY! |
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ShawO
Joined: Jun 09, 2002
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err...
sorry...
that post meant to be in another thread  |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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shaw() my man....u seriously need to get your priorities rite dude!!! u r in the rite zone (Garbage) but wrong thread!!! if we're talkin nutty, u'll win hands, pants and panties down mate...... talk bout crazzie!!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
ShawO
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mental note: never ever post a reply to 2 threds at once
crazzie?
i thought that was the prerequisite to post in the garbage threads??? |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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serious... this can turn Bjerkebanen into the DARK SIDE!... 
he can be the next hannibal lector...  (hello clarEsse...!  )
we should help him... 
maybe this is why he hasn't posted in a lot of time?... he's probably hanging these guys with their own gutz... 
...and eating their nipples and noses with curry sauce and french fries to go...! -> (again...)
well... maybe they deserve it...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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Well im back! The reason i been away for a wile is because my internet has been down. It is up agai now!
I see someone has been steeling my phone idea!!! 
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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welcome back.
rebirth. |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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relax dude...! don't go sadistic murderer sociopath on us!!!
it's not worth it...
forget my earlier comments... no one deserves to die!!!
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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I think i deserv to die.
Im a problem not a solusion.
How do i change myself.
I want to stop being nevouse but i cant.
How do i stop being nervouse?
Todays storry from Bjerkebanen:
I was sitting on the buss. And thn the buss was stopping by a stop and i see 2 Ticket officers comming onto the buss. i run for the back exit on the buss. And thnk good i just berly made it the door closed right behind me. And i ran ran and ran to i felt dizzy. But i was now free!! I dident need to pay 800NOK!!! 800nok=100EURO |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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like pachy as put it so well so many times: "what a great time to be alive" (sumthing like that...)
cheer up bjerkebanen... at least u didn't pay... think of birds and trees and little dogs and cats... life is beautiful...
they stole u'r idea, but i'm sure ideas are not amiss in u're sick, beautiful brain!!!
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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holy jesus marie! Renember when i said i manage to run away from the ticket officers!!! Well i just realized that my ticket was valid. it dosent exspire before 12 tomorow.
What a waste. |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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think of the birds and the bees mate....it's worth living for.....everyone f*cks up once in a while so its not big deal........for cryin out loud....just look at my nic man....it may sound stupid but it's reality check for me........stay cool bro......and keep on runnin from dem ticket officers....they're just good for bollock whackin man........
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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remember life goes on.
rebirth. |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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a portuguese poet once said;: "all is worthwhile if the soul isn't small"...
keep running from these mofo's even if u got a valid ticket!
it will cheer up u'r day and i sure bet their's as well!!! must be a dull job...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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try this the next time just for some kicks:
haf a valid ticket with u.....when u see them sonsofbitches, pretend u r totally screwed....then start to run when they are real close (idea is for them to see, give chase and ultimately catch u)....show them valid ticket when they actually haf u......and tell em they needed the exercise...it's a shitty job but u'll hafta do it fer the good of their fat asses make sure u're not fat!!! or it might backfire....
one more thing, if u think i'm looney, then hey!!! U R RIGHT!!! i did just that a coupla years ago in melbourne, australia......juct fer fun....the ticket guys weren't impressed tho but who gives a fig!!!
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Posted: 2003-03-10 20:01
